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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:
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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"My pronouns are FA/FO." - Mik, 2024

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George K
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Hay, @Larry !

Link to video
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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It’s always something.

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George K
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@jon-nyc how do I get (cheap) Scotch out of my keyboard?
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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https://www.theonion.com/kennedy-curse-sure-taking-its-sweet-time-with-rfk-jr-1835495718
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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jon-nyc
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lol
It’s always something.

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jon-nyc
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It’s always something.

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@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hay, @Larry !

Link to video

"You gotta suck something....."
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jon-nyc
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It’s always something.

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Larry
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Lets see...

Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....
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@lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

ROFL.
Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.
It’s always something.

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What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
It’s always something.

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What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

You get to meet new people every day.
It’s always something.

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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I FOUND IT!!!
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"
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