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  • J jon-nyc
    25 Jan 2022, 22:10

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    George K
    wrote on 25 Jan 2022, 22:21 last edited by
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    @jon-nyc how do I get (cheap) Scotch out of my keyboard?

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      George K
      wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 14:27 last edited by
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      https://www.theonion.com/kennedy-curse-sure-taking-its-sweet-time-with-rfk-jr-1835495718

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 14:53 last edited by
        #355

        lol

        You were warned.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 15:14 last edited by
          #356

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          You were warned.

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          • G George K
            25 Jan 2022, 21:59

            Hay, @Larry !

            Link to video

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            Larry
            wrote on 26 Jan 2022, 15:39 last edited by Larry
            #357

            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Hay, @Larry !

            Link to video

            "You gotta suck something....."

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 09:23 last edited by
              #358

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              You were warned.

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                Larry
                wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 16:38 last edited by
                #359

                Lets see...

                Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....

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                • L LuFins Dad
                  17 Jan 2022, 03:06

                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

                  And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

                  Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

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                  Catseye3
                  wrote on 28 Jan 2022, 18:01 last edited by
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                  @lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                  You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

                  ROFL.

                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 01:59 last edited by
                    #361

                    I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                    My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                    You were warned.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:01 last edited by
                      #362

                      What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                      I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                      You were warned.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:02 last edited by
                        #363

                        What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

                        You get to meet new people every day.

                        You were warned.

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                        • J jon-nyc
                          29 Jan 2022, 02:01

                          What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                          I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 02:28 last edited by
                          #364

                          @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

                          I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

                          😲

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:15 last edited by
                            #365

                            I FOUND IT!!!

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 13:16 last edited by
                              #366

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              • J jon-nyc
                                29 Jan 2022, 01:59

                                I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                                My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

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                                Larry
                                wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:29 last edited by
                                #367

                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

                                My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

                                This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

                                Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

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                                • G George K
                                  29 Jan 2022, 13:15

                                  I FOUND IT!!!

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                                  Improviso
                                  wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 14:57 last edited by
                                  #368

                                  @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                  I FOUND IT!!!

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                                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                    Ivorythumper
                                    wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:41 last edited by
                                    #369

                                    I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale…. 5006A6A3-9B3F-45A2-A721-DFC8B805AA51.jpeg

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 21:57 last edited by
                                      #370

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Nunatax
                                        wrote on 29 Jan 2022, 22:25 last edited by
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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 31 Jan 2022, 02:09 last edited by
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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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