The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[George K]

@jon-nyc how do I get (cheap) Scotch out of my keyboard?

[George K]

https://www.theonion.com/kennedy-curse-sure-taking-its-sweet-time-with-rfk-jr-1835495718

[jon-nyc]

lol

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

Hay, @Larry !

Link to video

"You gotta suck something....."

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

Lets see...

Two white coaches were given head, and one had a blackhead.....

[Catseye3]

@lufins-dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

ROFL.

[jon-nyc]

I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

[jon-nyc]

What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

[jon-nyc]

What’s the best thing about having Alzheimer’s?

You get to meet new people every day.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

What’s the difference between a Saudi Arabian elementary school and a Taliban outpost?

I don’t know, I just fly the drone.

[George K]

I FOUND IT!!!

[George K]

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I lost my virginity with a girl with Down’s syndrome.

My mom always told me it should be with someone special.

This guy and his wife are getting ready to go to a dinner party, they're running late and the wife just can't make up her mind as to which dress to wear. She says "I'm so frazzled I don't know whether I'm coming or going.."

Her husband says "you must be going.., because when you're coming you look like a Downs Syndrome kid trying to whistle...,"

[Improviso]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I FOUND IT!!!

[Ivorythumper]

I bought a gravy boat at a garage sale….

[George K]

[Nunatax]

[George K]