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    Mik
    wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:28 last edited by
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    Well, you're always poking something, the both of you.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • J jon-nyc
      15 Jan 2022, 13:24

      I know, I was just poking fun.

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      Larry
      wrote on 15 Jan 2022, 13:32 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      I know, I was just poking fun.

      I don't remember if any of them was named Fun..... but you can't expect me to remember them all..

      After all.... it was so long ago........

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:05 last edited by
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        You were warned.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:57 last edited by
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          Why did the sperm cross the road?

          Because I put on the wrong sock this morning.

          You were warned.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 02:59 last edited by
            #324

            Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

            And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

            You were warned.

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            • J jon-nyc
              17 Jan 2022, 02:59

              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

              Hellen Keller walked into a bar...

              And a table. And a chair. And a wall....

              Why did Helen Keller’s dog jump off a cliff? You would too if your name was Mmmmpfhaaaagh.

              The Brad

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on 17 Jan 2022, 03:14 last edited by
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                Why does Dr. Pepper come in a bottle?

                Because his wife died.

                The Brad

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:43 last edited by
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                  Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                  Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                  You were warned.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    18 Jan 2022, 23:43

                    Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                    Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 18 Jan 2022, 23:51 last edited by
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                    @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                    Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                    Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                    Necrophilia is dead boring...

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 00:54 last edited by
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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:20 last edited by
                        #330

                        George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                        You were warned.

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                          LuFins Dad
                          wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 02:33 last edited by LuFins Dad
                          #331

                          My penis was once in The Guinness Book of World Records!

                          Then the librarian made me take it out.

                          The Brad

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                          • G George K
                            18 Jan 2022, 23:51

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                            Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                            Necrophilia is dead boring...

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                            xenon
                            wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 03:06 last edited by xenon
                            #332

                            @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                            Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                            Necrophilia is dead boring...

                            You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                            • X xenon
                              19 Jan 2022, 03:06

                              @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                              Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                              Necrophilia is dead boring...

                              You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

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                              LuFins Dad
                              wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 05:14 last edited by
                              #333

                              @xenon said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                              Yesterday I saw a homeless woman lying behind a dumpster. I picked her up and brushed her off, and took her to my place to clean up.

                              Well, one thing led to another and next thing you know we were having sex. With all the noise she was making you’d a thought she was still alive.

                              Necrophilia is dead boring...

                              You know the worst thing about sex in a cemetery? All the fucking digging.

                              This wasn’t what I meant when I asked if you guys wanted to crack a cold one after work…

                              The Brad

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                              • J jon-nyc
                                19 Jan 2022, 02:20

                                George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

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                                Klaus
                                wrote on 19 Jan 2022, 06:34 last edited by
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                                @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                George I’m impressed. I would have thought Klaus would post that.

                                I wouldn't have posted that because an axiom is missing: for any set of fucks that have a least upper bound, the supremum of those is also a fuck.

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 00:58 last edited by
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                                  You were warned.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:47 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 12:49 last edited by
                                      #337

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        21 Jan 2022, 12:49

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 13:49 last edited by
                                        #338

                                        @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                        😆

                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          Doctor Phibes
                                          wrote on 21 Jan 2022, 18:27 last edited by
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                                          I didn't think it was scientifically possible for this thread to go down hill.

                                          Once again, I underestimated us.

                                          I was only joking

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