The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[jon-nyc]

Why was Miss Piggy talking funny?

She had a frog in her throat.

[George K]

Jesus said, "Fun fact! I really don't even know if I can swim!"

[George K]

[George K]

Aqua's Sister: ANUS TART

[Larry]

I got a text from my wife that said

"Hurryhomethespacekeyonmyphonewontworkandineedanalternative"

I got excited and hurried home as fast as I could go, but I couldn't help but wonder what a ternative is.....

[jon-nyc]

lol

[jon-nyc]

[George K]

[Mik]

[Improviso]

@mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[jon-nyc]

@mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

She can sell it again even before it’s washed.

[Mik]

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

@jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[Improviso]

[George K]

@improviso I'd like to buy a vowel...

[Larry]

@improviso said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

[George K]

[George K]

[Larry]

@george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

I've heard that one before.........