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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • G George K
    20 Nov 2021, 21:41

    Not dark, but certainly inappropriate: https://www.denverdollltd.com

    I mean, who would actually rent this?

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    Ivorythumper
    wrote on 22 Nov 2021, 12:51 last edited by
    #260

    @george-k I guess people who aren't wealthy retired doctors who can afford to buy?

    :man-shrugging:

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      George K
      wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 17:12 last edited by
      #261

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      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        George K
        wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 17:27 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        • G George K
          23 Nov 2021, 17:12

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          Klaus
          wrote on 23 Nov 2021, 19:56 last edited by
          #263

          @george-k said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          FE3zH2oWQAMpTWL.jpeg

          OK, I recognize 6 of the 9.

          Who are B1, C2 and C3?

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            George K
            wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 00:26 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Ivorythumper
              wrote on 27 Nov 2021, 17:19 last edited by
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                George K
                wrote on 29 Nov 2021, 12:01 last edited by
                #266

                I'd talk to my wife more during sex if I were better at dialing the phone with one hand.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 12:38 last edited by
                  #267

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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                  • J jon-nyc
                    1 Dec 2021, 12:38

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                    George K
                    wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 13:23 last edited by
                    #268

                    @jon-nyc I remember telling that joke at work...boy did I get the looks.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 1 Dec 2021, 14:14 last edited by
                      #269

                      I’m telling HR….

                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        George K
                        wrote on 2 Dec 2021, 20:25 last edited by
                        #270

                        Amish folks don’t motorboat their wife’s boobs…

                        They rowboat them.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Mik
                          wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 18:08 last edited by
                          #271

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                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            George K
                            wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:28 last edited by
                            #272

                            What’s it called when an orphan takes a selfie?

                            A family photo.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              Larry
                              wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 00:29 last edited by
                              #273

                              Why do midgets laugh when they run?

                              The grass tickles their balls,

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 00:53 last edited by
                                #274

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  10 Dec 2021, 00:53

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                                  Improviso
                                  wrote on 10 Dec 2021, 11:18 last edited by
                                  #275

                                  @jon-nyc said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                                  Link to video

                                  We have the freedom to choose our actions, but we do not get to choose our consequences.
                                  Yes, there are two paths you can go by, but in the long run, there's still time to change the road you're on.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:43 last edited by
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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 12:44 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Mik
                                        wrote on 11 Dec 2021, 17:33 last edited by
                                        #278

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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 15 Dec 2021, 11:11 last edited by
                                          #279

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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