The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

[Aqua Letifer]

I think it would be a very bad idea to have those in your house.

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

Hahahaha

[Larry]

Jack and Jill
Went up the hill
So he could lick her candy,
Jack got a shock
And a mouthful of ______
'Cause Jill's real name
Was Randy

[jon-nyc]

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

Hahahaha

[Larry]

[jon-nyc]

Why did the police go to the protests early?

To beat the crowds.

[Catseye3]

[jon-nyc]

Sometimes you can sense when a friend wants to take things further.

One time things started to get hot and heavy with my best friend. Suddenly I started thinking, "I don't know if this is a good idea, you're not even allowed on the couch".

[Mik]

[George K]

[George K]

[jon-nyc]

[Larry]

If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

[Copper]

These last few posts are really funny

[Mik]

@Larry said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

If my ex wife's mother knew how little money I spent on her funeral she'd be rolling over in her ditch...

[jon-nyc]