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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 5 Feb 2025, 21:44 last edited by
    #1631

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    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
    -Cormac McCarthy

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      5 Feb 2025, 21:44

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      taiwan_girl
      wrote on 6 Feb 2025, 01:43 last edited by
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      @jon-nyc I accompanied a group from mainland china back to the US for some meetings one time. We put them up in some service apartments.

      Got a call from apartment management. They had killed some of the Canada geese that were at the back pond and plugged up the toilets by trying to flush all the feathers down the toilet. 555

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        Mik
        wrote on 6 Feb 2025, 01:59 last edited by
        #1633

        Hey, a free feed is hard to come by.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 14 Feb 2025, 18:06 last edited by
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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            Mik
            wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 02:43 last edited by
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            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              20 Feb 2025, 02:43

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              LuFins Dad
              wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 03:00 last edited by
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              @Mik said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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              (Cheap) Irish Whisky in my monitor…

              The Brad

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                Mik
                wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 03:49 last edited by
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                I live to serve (it up).

                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  6 Feb 2025, 01:43

                  @jon-nyc I accompanied a group from mainland china back to the US for some meetings one time. We put them up in some service apartments.

                  Got a call from apartment management. They had killed some of the Canada geese that were at the back pond and plugged up the toilets by trying to flush all the feathers down the toilet. 555

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 04:01 last edited by
                  #1638

                  @taiwan_girl

                  They get points in my book for killing geese.

                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 20 Feb 2025, 15:26 last edited by
                    #1639

                    I still have my late grandmother in my contacts.

                    Probably shouldn’t have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.

                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 21 Feb 2025, 17:52 last edited by
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                      My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial.

                      I nearly came on the spot.

                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 3 Mar 2025, 19:38 last edited by
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                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          Mik
                          wrote on 4 Mar 2025, 13:08 last edited by
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                          The epitome of inappropriate

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                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 5 Mar 2025, 23:46 last edited by
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                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              Mik
                              wrote on 7 Mar 2025, 22:09 last edited by
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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 14 Mar 2025, 01:39 last edited by
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                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 14 Mar 2025, 14:45 last edited by
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                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 16 Mar 2025, 12:23 last edited by
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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 17 Mar 2025, 13:25 last edited by
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                                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 17 Mar 2025, 13:59 last edited by
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                                        https://www.facebook.com/share/r/18XpoPnCBy/

                                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 21 Mar 2025, 15:05 last edited by
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                                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                          -Cormac McCarthy

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