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@jon-nyc I accompanied a group from mainland china back to the US for some meetings one time. We put them up in some service apartments.

Got a call from apartment management. They had killed some of the Canada geese that were at the back pond and plugged up the toilets by trying to flush all the feathers down the toilet. 555
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@taiwan_girl

They get points in my book for killing geese.
They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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I still have my late grandmother in my contacts.

Probably shouldn’t have scattered her ashes on such a windy day.
They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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My Indian girlfriend said I could give her a facial.

I nearly came on the spot.
They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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The epitome of inappropriate
"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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@jon-nyc hee hee
"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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"The intelligent man who is proud of his intelligence is like the condemned man who is proud of his large cell." Simone Weil
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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They’ll end up, after a lot of drama, with the same formula they use every time they have a trifecta: take away health care and food assistance from low income families and use the money to fund tax cuts for their donors.
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