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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • MikM Mik

    Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

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    #122

    @mik said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

    In medical school, our cadaver's name was "Earnest."

    As in "Digging in...."

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      What do you call a guy on the front porch with no arms and no legs?

      Matt.

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        Knock, Knock

        Who's there?

        It's not Matt.

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        • CopperC Copper

          Knock, Knock

          Who's there?

          It's not Matt.

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          brenda
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          #125

          @copper said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Knock, Knock

          Who's there?

          It's not Matt.

          Copper, my hubby loves those types of jokes. πŸ˜„

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            ![alt text](e6eb8c90-488e-4817-9ade-81f1515bac02-image.png image url)

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #127

              We just found out that grandpa is addicted to viagra.

              The whole family isn't coping with that too well, but grandma is taking it the hardest.

              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                jon-nyc
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                #128

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                    #130

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • George KG Offline
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                        George K
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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          jon-nyc
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                          #133

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              jon-nyc
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                #136

                                One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                ^

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                                Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                  One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                  ^

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                                    alt text

                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                        • MikM Away
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                                          Haahahaha

                                          β€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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