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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on 12 Feb 2021, 00:27 last edited by
    #119

    If I watch all that stuff, I'm never going to have time to fit in the music practice and computer games, not necessarily in that order.

    I was only joking

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      Horace
      wrote on 12 Feb 2021, 00:27 last edited by
      #120

      This documentary was recommended to me by a national podcast which is comedic and completely non political. Then I watched it. Then I looked at the professional critics reviews, then I looked at the audience reviews. I thought it was interesting.

      Education is extremely important.

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        Mik
        wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 00:33 last edited by
        #121

        Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • M Mik
          16 Feb 2021, 00:33

          Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

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          George K
          wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 00:35 last edited by
          #122

          @mik said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

          In medical school, our cadaver's name was "Earnest."

          As in "Digging in...."

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            Copper
            wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 02:55 last edited by
            #123

            What do you call a guy on the front porch with no arms and no legs?

            Matt.

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              Copper
              wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 02:56 last edited by
              #124

              Knock, Knock

              Who's there?

              It's not Matt.

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              • C Copper
                16 Feb 2021, 02:56

                Knock, Knock

                Who's there?

                It's not Matt.

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                brenda
                wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 04:32 last edited by
                #125

                @copper said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Knock, Knock

                Who's there?

                It's not Matt.

                Copper, my hubby loves those types of jokes. 😄

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                  Copper
                  wrote on 18 Feb 2021, 17:52 last edited by
                  #126

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                    George K
                    wrote on 18 Feb 2021, 18:00 last edited by
                    #127

                    We just found out that grandpa is addicted to viagra.

                    The whole family isn't coping with that too well, but grandma is taking it the hardest.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 1 Mar 2021, 14:34 last edited by
                      #128

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                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 3 Mar 2021, 02:16 last edited by
                        #129

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                        "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                        -Cormac McCarthy

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                          jon-nyc
                          wrote on 3 Mar 2021, 20:47 last edited by
                          #130

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                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 7 Mar 2021, 11:36 last edited by
                            #131

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                            "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                            -Cormac McCarthy

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                              George K
                              wrote on 7 Mar 2021, 18:45 last edited by
                              #132

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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 9 Mar 2021, 22:31 last edited by
                                #133

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                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

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                                  jon-nyc
                                  wrote on 29 Mar 2021, 10:56 last edited by
                                  #134

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                                  "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                  -Cormac McCarthy

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 5 Apr 2021, 19:30 last edited by
                                    #135

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                                    "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                    -Cormac McCarthy

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                                      Catseye3
                                      wrote on 5 Apr 2021, 19:35 last edited by Catseye3 4 May 2021, 19:41
                                      #136

                                      One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                      ^

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                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      • Catseye3C Catseye3
                                        5 Apr 2021, 19:35

                                        One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                        ^

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                                        Rich
                                        wrote on 5 Apr 2021, 19:44 last edited by
                                        #137

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 6 Apr 2021, 13:01 last edited by
                                          #138

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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