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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    Doctor Phibes
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    #119

    If I watch all that stuff, I'm never going to have time to fit in the music practice and computer games, not necessarily in that order.

    I was only joking

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    • HoraceH Offline
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      Horace
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      #120

      This documentary was recommended to me by a national podcast which is comedic and completely non political. Then I watched it. Then I looked at the professional critics reviews, then I looked at the audience reviews. I thought it was interesting.

      Education is extremely important.

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      • MikM Offline
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        #121

        Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • MikM Mik

          Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

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          George K
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          #122

          @mik said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

          Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

          In medical school, our cadaver's name was "Earnest."

          As in "Digging in...."

          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          • CopperC Offline
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            Copper
            wrote on last edited by
            #123

            What do you call a guy on the front porch with no arms and no legs?

            Matt.

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            • CopperC Offline
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              Copper
              wrote on last edited by
              #124

              Knock, Knock

              Who's there?

              It's not Matt.

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              • CopperC Copper

                Knock, Knock

                Who's there?

                It's not Matt.

                brendaB Offline
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                brenda
                wrote on last edited by
                #125

                @copper said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                Knock, Knock

                Who's there?

                It's not Matt.

                Copper, my hubby loves those types of jokes. 😄

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                • CopperC Offline
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                  #126

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                  • George KG Offline
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                    George K
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                    #127

                    We just found out that grandpa is addicted to viagra.

                    The whole family isn't coping with that too well, but grandma is taking it the hardest.

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      #128

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                        #129

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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          jon-nyc
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                          #130

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            jon-nyc
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                              George K
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  jon-nyc
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                                  Only non-witches get due process.

                                  • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                    jon-nyc
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

                                    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                      #136

                                      One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                      ^

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                                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                      • Catseye3C Catseye3

                                        One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                        ^

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                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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