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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 00:33 last edited by
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    Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      16 Feb 2021, 00:33

      Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

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      George K
      wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 00:35 last edited by
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      @mik said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      Big excitement at the Autopsy Club. It’s Open Mike Night.

      In medical school, our cadaver's name was "Earnest."

      As in "Digging in...."

      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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        Copper
        wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 02:55 last edited by
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        What do you call a guy on the front porch with no arms and no legs?

        Matt.

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          Copper
          wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 02:56 last edited by
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          Knock, Knock

          Who's there?

          It's not Matt.

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          • C Copper
            16 Feb 2021, 02:56

            Knock, Knock

            Who's there?

            It's not Matt.

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            brenda
            wrote on 16 Feb 2021, 04:32 last edited by
            #125

            @copper said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:

            Knock, Knock

            Who's there?

            It's not Matt.

            Copper, my hubby loves those types of jokes. 😄

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              Copper
              wrote on 18 Feb 2021, 17:52 last edited by
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                George K
                wrote on 18 Feb 2021, 18:00 last edited by
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                We just found out that grandpa is addicted to viagra.

                The whole family isn't coping with that too well, but grandma is taking it the hardest.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 1 Mar 2021, 14:34 last edited by
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                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 3 Mar 2021, 02:16 last edited by
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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 3 Mar 2021, 20:47 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        jon-nyc
                        wrote on 7 Mar 2021, 11:36 last edited by
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                        Only non-witches get due process.

                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          George K
                          wrote on 7 Mar 2021, 18:45 last edited by
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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on 9 Mar 2021, 22:31 last edited by
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                            Only non-witches get due process.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 29 Mar 2021, 10:56 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 5 Apr 2021, 19:30 last edited by
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                                Only non-witches get due process.

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                                  Catseye3
                                  wrote on 5 Apr 2021, 19:35 last edited by Catseye3 4 May 2021, 19:41
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                                  One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                  ^

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                                  Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                                    5 Apr 2021, 19:35

                                    One of my all-time favorite Larsons.
                                    ^

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 6 Apr 2021, 13:01 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 10 Apr 2021, 11:28 last edited by
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 27 Apr 2021, 21:44 last edited by
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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