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  • G George K
    8 Feb 2024, 12:13

    A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

    That's a lot of information to swallow.

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    Axtremus
    wrote on 11 Feb 2024, 03:47 last edited by
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    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

    Lots of redundancy in the data, though. Once compressed, probably only a very small fraction of that 1,587.5TB will remain unique.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 13 Feb 2024, 17:14 last edited by
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      You were warned.

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      • G George K
        11 Feb 2024, 02:19

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 14 Feb 2024, 00:38 last edited by
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        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

        Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

        The Brad

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          George K
          wrote on 20 Feb 2024, 02:16 last edited by
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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            George K
            wrote on 22 Feb 2024, 13:10 last edited by
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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Doctor Phibes
              wrote on 22 Feb 2024, 19:58 last edited by
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              I was only joking

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                George K
                wrote on 24 Feb 2024, 18:51 last edited by
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • G George K
                  24 Feb 2024, 18:51

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                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on 24 Feb 2024, 19:11 last edited by
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                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Took me a minute…

                  The Brad

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 20:31 last edited by
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                    You were warned.

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                    • L LuFins Dad
                      14 Feb 2024, 00:38

                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

                      Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

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                      Horace
                      wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 20:56 last edited by
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                      @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

                      Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

                      Your kid is a VP of a DEI club at school?

                      Education is extremely important.

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                        LuFins Dad
                        wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 21:23 last edited by
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                        Technically it was an "Inclusion". He actually has little to do with it these days.

                        The Brad

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                        • L LuFins Dad
                          26 Feb 2024, 21:23

                          Technically it was an "Inclusion". He actually has little to do with it these days.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 21:29 last edited by
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                          @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          He actually has little to do with it these days.

                          Typical vice-president.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            kluurs
                            wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 22:58 last edited by
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                            From a 15th century combat manual...

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                              Horace
                              wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 23:01 last edited by
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                              GSR

                              Education is extremely important.

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                                LuFins Dad
                                wrote on 26 Feb 2024, 23:51 last edited by LuFins Dad
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                                Were they in a Senate hearing chamber?

                                The Brad

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 28 Feb 2024, 03:10 last edited by
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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    George K
                                    wrote on 29 Feb 2024, 11:55 last edited by
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                                    Best double entendre I've seen in a long time.

                                    Well done, USPS. Well done.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 4 Mar 2024, 12:54 last edited by
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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