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  • George KG George K

    A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

    That's a lot of information to swallow.

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    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

    A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

    Lots of redundancy in the data, though. Once compressed, probably only a very small fraction of that 1,587.5TB will remain unique.

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      Only non-witches get due process.

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      • George KG George K

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        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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        Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

        Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

        The Brad

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          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              I was only joking

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
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                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • George KG George K

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                  @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                  Took me a minute…

                  The Brad

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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                    • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

                      Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

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                      @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                      Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

                      Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

                      Your kid is a VP of a DEI club at school?

                      Education is extremely important.

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                        Technically it was an "Inclusion". He actually has little to do with it these days.

                        The Brad

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                        • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                          Technically it was an "Inclusion". He actually has little to do with it these days.

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                          @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                          He actually has little to do with it these days.

                          Typical vice-president.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            From a 15th century combat manual...

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                              GSR

                              Education is extremely important.

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                                LuFins Dad
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                                #1286

                                Were they in a Senate hearing chamber?

                                The Brad

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                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    Best double entendre I've seen in a long time.

                                    Well done, USPS. Well done.

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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