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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
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    #1271

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • George KG George K

      A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

      That's a lot of information to swallow.

      AxtremusA Offline
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      Axtremus
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      #1272

      @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

      A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

      Lots of redundancy in the data, though. Once compressed, probably only a very small fraction of that 1,587.5TB will remain unique.

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      • jon-nycJ Offline
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        Only non-witches get due process.

        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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        • George KG George K

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          LuFins DadL Offline
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          LuFins Dad
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          #1274

          @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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          Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

          Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

          The Brad

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #1275

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • George KG Offline
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              George K
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              #1276

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              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                Doctor Phibes
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                I was only joking

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                • George KG Offline
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                  George K
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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  • George KG George K

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                    #1279

                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                    Took me a minute…

                    The Brad

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                      Only non-witches get due process.

                      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        GGAE6iEWoAApDFB.jpeg

                        Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

                        Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

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                        Horace
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                        #1281

                        @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

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                        Lucas once told/asked us “What’s the difference between a park bench and an adult black man? The park bench can support a family…”

                        Now the same kid is VP of the Diversity and Equity Club at College. Where did I go wrong?

                        Your kid is a VP of a DEI club at school?

                        Education is extremely important.

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                        • LuFins DadL Offline
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                          LuFins Dad
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                          Technically it was an "Inclusion". He actually has little to do with it these days.

                          The Brad

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                          • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                            Technically it was an "Inclusion". He actually has little to do with it these days.

                            George KG Offline
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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #1283

                            @LuFins-Dad said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            He actually has little to do with it these days.

                            Typical vice-president.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              kluurs
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                              From a 15th century combat manual...

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                              • HoraceH Offline
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                                Horace
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                                #1285

                                GSR

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  LuFins Dad
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                                  #1286

                                  Were they in a Senate hearing chamber?

                                  The Brad

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                                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      George K
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                                      Best double entendre I've seen in a long time.

                                      Well done, USPS. Well done.

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                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        George K
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                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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