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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    jon-nyc
    wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 15:53 last edited by
    #1248

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    Only non-witches get due process.

    • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      Mik
      wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 16:08 last edited by
      #1249

      FATWA! FATWA!

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        George K
        wrote on 22 Jan 2024, 00:15 last edited by
        #1250

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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          Mik
          wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:23 last edited by
          #1251

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          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:35 last edited by
            #1252

            Solid advice.

            Only non-witches get due process.

            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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              bachophile
              wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 09:34 last edited by
              #1253

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                George K
                wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 12:53 last edited by
                #1254

                Link to video

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                  George K
                  wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 23:08 last edited by
                  #1255

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                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 15:47 last edited by
                    #1256

                    Best crop, ever.

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 17:51 last edited by
                      #1257

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 2 Feb 2024, 20:08 last edited by
                        #1258

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:03 last edited by
                          #1259

                          Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                          A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            6 Feb 2024, 01:03

                            Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                            A: Alive. Definitely alive.

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                            Mik
                            wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:30 last edited by
                            #1260

                            @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                            Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                            A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                            🤣🤣🤣

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              George K
                              wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 13:56 last edited by
                              #1261

                              Just landed a date with a girl from Thailand!

                              Hope I don't end up blowing It.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 19:13 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Jul 2024, 19:14
                                #1262

                                New £20 is out.

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                                Only non-witches get due process.

                                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 22:27 last edited by
                                  #1263

                                  What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                                  ***NSFW content***

                                  click to show

                                  Gang rape.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    7 Feb 2024, 22:27

                                    What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                                    ***NSFW content***

                                    click to show

                                    Gang rape.

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                                    LuFins Dad
                                    wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 23:14 last edited by
                                    #1264

                                    @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                    What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                                    ***NSFW content***

                                    click to show

                                    Gang rape.

                                    You owe me cheap Irish whiskey at a high end restaurant price…

                                    The Brad

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 12:13 last edited by
                                      #1265

                                      A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

                                      That's a lot of information to swallow.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 14:01 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Aug 2024, 15:07
                                        #1266

                                        AWS got nothin on aqua’s sister when it comes to storing massive amounts of other people’s data.

                                        Only non-witches get due process.

                                        • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 15:05 last edited by
                                          #1267

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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

                                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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