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The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread

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    Mik
    wrote on 16 Jan 2024, 17:32 last edited by
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    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 14:28 last edited by
      #1247

      Only non-witches get due process.

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 15:53 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          Mik
          wrote on 17 Jan 2024, 16:08 last edited by
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          FATWA! FATWA!

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            George K
            wrote on 22 Jan 2024, 00:15 last edited by
            #1250

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Mik
              wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:23 last edited by
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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                jon-nyc
                wrote on 23 Jan 2024, 19:35 last edited by
                #1252

                Solid advice.

                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                  bachophile
                  wrote on 25 Jan 2024, 09:34 last edited by
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                    George K
                    wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 12:53 last edited by
                    #1254

                    Link to video

                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      George K
                      wrote on 26 Jan 2024, 23:08 last edited by
                      #1255

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                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                        George K
                        wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 15:47 last edited by
                        #1256

                        Best crop, ever.

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                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          George K
                          wrote on 27 Jan 2024, 17:51 last edited by
                          #1257

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                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            George K
                            wrote on 2 Feb 2024, 20:08 last edited by
                            #1258

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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              George K
                              wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:03 last edited by
                              #1259

                              Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                              A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                6 Feb 2024, 01:03

                                Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                                A: Alive. Definitely alive.

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                                Mik
                                wrote on 6 Feb 2024, 01:30 last edited by
                                #1260

                                @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                Q: If you could have sex with a celebrity, dead or alive, which would it be?

                                A: Alive. Definitely alive.

                                🤣🤣🤣

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 13:56 last edited by
                                  #1261

                                  Just landed a date with a girl from Thailand!

                                  Hope I don't end up blowing It.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 19:13 last edited by jon-nyc 2 Jul 2024, 19:14
                                    #1262

                                    New £20 is out.

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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      George K
                                      wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 22:27 last edited by
                                      #1263

                                      What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                                      ***NSFW content***

                                      click to show

                                      Gang rape.

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        7 Feb 2024, 22:27

                                        What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                                        ***NSFW content***

                                        click to show

                                        Gang rape.

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                                        LuFins Dad
                                        wrote on 7 Feb 2024, 23:14 last edited by
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                                        @George-K said in The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread:

                                        What do nine out of ten people enjoy?

                                        ***NSFW content***

                                        click to show

                                        Gang rape.

                                        You owe me cheap Irish whiskey at a high end restaurant price…

                                        The Brad

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                                          George K
                                          wrote on 8 Feb 2024, 12:13 last edited by
                                          #1265

                                          A single sperm has 37.5MB of DNA information in it. That means a normal ejaculation represents a data transfer of 1,587.5TB

                                          That's a lot of information to swallow.

                                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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