The Dark or Inappropriate Humor Thread
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A Navy ship at sea.
The troops are mustered on deck. The deck officer announces, "Now hear this. Ensign Johnson, your mother died."
The captain was furious. "That was a terrible way to handle such a thing! If this ever happens again, I want to see a lot more sensitivity, mister!"
Months pass. The troops are again in formation. The deck officer: "All personnel whose mothers have not died take one step forward -- not so fast, Seaman Grabowski!"
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What was the last thing to cross Christa McCauliffe’s mind before she died?
The control panel.
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@jon-nyc said in The Dark and Inappropriate Humor Thread:
I would have said gametes but still...
He was a Psychiatrist and a Pediatrician. Isn’t that wonderful?
Just about every seriously messed up person I know majored in Psychiatry.
