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When life imitates "Caddyshack"

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    George K
    wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 00:06 last edited by
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    This is a reply to one of my friends on FB.

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    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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      Catseye3
      wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 00:11 last edited by Catseye3
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      I don't know about you, but I'd have been perfectly happy with this version:
      "In response to a resident defecating in the pool. the pool will be closed for an estimated two weeks," and then carried on with the rest of the message.

      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        Aqua Letifer
        wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 00:21 last edited by
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        They have to apologize for the inconvenience. It's how you get away with doing anything, it makes whatever you're doing okay. Just apologize for the inconvenience.

        Please love yourself.

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          brenda
          wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 01:49 last edited by
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          Are they sure it wasn't just a Baby Ruth candy bar?

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            Loki
            wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 02:41 last edited by
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            2 weeks. I don’t get it. Doesn’t pass the smell test.

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              31 Jul 2020, 02:41

              2 weeks. I don’t get it. Doesn’t pass the smell test.

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              brenda
              wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 04:15 last edited by brenda
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              @Loki said in When life imitates "Caddyshack":

              2 weeks. I don’t get it. Doesn’t pass the smell test.

              Aha, so that's how they know it's not a Baby Ruth bar. Loki sniffed it.

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                Horace
                wrote on 31 Jul 2020, 04:39 last edited by
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                Imagine how long it takes them to clean the locker room toilets.

                Education is extremely important.

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