When life imitates "Caddyshack"

[George K]

This is a reply to one of my friends on FB.

[Catseye3]

I don't know about you, but I'd have been perfectly happy with this version:
"In response to a resident defecating in the pool. the pool will be closed for an estimated two weeks," and then carried on with the rest of the message.

[Aqua Letifer]

They have to apologize for the inconvenience. It's how you get away with doing anything, it makes whatever you're doing okay. Just apologize for the inconvenience.

[brenda]

Are they sure it wasn't just a Baby Ruth candy bar?

[Loki]

2 weeks. I don’t get it. Doesn’t pass the smell test.

[brenda]

@Loki said in When life imitates "Caddyshack":

2 weeks. I don’t get it. Doesn’t pass the smell test.

Aha, so that's how they know it's not a Baby Ruth bar. Loki sniffed it.

[Horace]

Imagine how long it takes them to clean the locker room toilets.