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The wild world is trying to kill me.

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  • RenaudaR Offline
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    Renauda
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    #5

    All you need is a skunk.

    Elbows up!

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    • MikM Offline
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      Mik
      wrote on last edited by
      #6

      Perish the smell thought.

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • RenaudaR Offline
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        Renauda
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        #7

        My neighbour and I dealt with the skunk that sprayed Von Dawghausen in September. Found his den and waited for him to go on his rounds one evening. It was under the next neighbour’s formed concrete front steps. We dug down a foot or so and bricked it up a bunch of paving and stacking stones we both had laying around our yards. He had to move on. Haven’t seen him now since the end of September.

        Elbows up!

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        • MikM Offline
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          Mik
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          #8

          A lot more work than shooting him.

          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          • RenaudaR Offline
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            Renauda
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            #9

            I don’t live in a rural area.

            Elbows up!

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            • RenaudaR Renauda

              I don’t live in a rural area.

              JollyJ Offline
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              Jolly
              wrote on last edited by
              #10

              @Renauda said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

              I don’t live in a rural area.

              Move.

              “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

              Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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              • RenaudaR Offline
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                Renauda
                wrote on last edited by
                #11

                Just might in about five or so years.

                Elbows up!

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                • JollyJ Offline
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                  Jolly
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #12

                  Don't wait until you can't enjoy it.

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • 89th8 Offline
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                    89th
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                    #13

                    @Mik it's time you buy a few owls and turkey vultures. They'll keep the critters away.

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                    • 89th8 Offline
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                      89th
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                      #14

                      Oh, they sell the owls at Hooters. You should do lots of shopping there before you make a decision.

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                      • MikM Offline
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                        Mik
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                        #15

                        I have a fake woodpecker that I put up a couple weeks ago and seems to do a really good job. But the rotted wood, all we could find anyway, has been replaced.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • MikM Mik

                          Ceiling cat and basement cat at one time!

                          IMG_0303.jpeg

                          Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                          Aqua Letifer
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                          #16

                          @Mik said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                          Ceiling cat and basement cat at one time!

                          IMG_0303.jpeg

                          D'awwww. 🙂

                          And of that second kingdom will I sing
                          Wherein the kitteh spirit doth purge itself,
                          And to ascend to heaven becometh worthy.

                          Please love yourself.

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                          • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                            @Mik said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                            Ceiling cat and basement cat at one time!

                            IMG_0303.jpeg

                            D'awwww. 🙂

                            And of that second kingdom will I sing
                            Wherein the kitteh spirit doth purge itself,
                            And to ascend to heaven becometh worthy.

                            George KG Offline
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                            George K
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #17

                            @Aqua-Letifer said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                            And of that second kingdom will I sing
                            Wherein the kitteh spirit doth purge itself,
                            And to ascend to heaven becometh worthy.

                            Had to look that one up.

                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            • George KG George K

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                              And of that second kingdom will I sing
                              Wherein the kitteh spirit doth purge itself,
                              And to ascend to heaven becometh worthy.

                              Had to look that one up.

                              Aqua LetiferA Offline
                              Aqua LetiferA Offline
                              Aqua Letifer
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                              #18

                              @George-K said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                              @Aqua-Letifer said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                              And of that second kingdom will I sing
                              Wherein the kitteh spirit doth purge itself,
                              And to ascend to heaven becometh worthy.

                              Had to look that one up.

                              Move to Australia for awhile and you too can fill your head with such nonsense.

                              I'm a hoot in company meetings.

                              Please love yourself.

                              George KG 1 Reply Last reply
                              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                @George-K said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                                @Aqua-Letifer said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                                And of that second kingdom will I sing
                                Wherein the kitteh spirit doth purge itself,
                                And to ascend to heaven becometh worthy.

                                Had to look that one up.

                                Move to Australia for awhile and you too can fill your head with such nonsense.

                                I'm a hoot in company meetings.

                                George KG Offline
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                                George K
                                wrote on last edited by
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                                @Aqua-Letifer said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                                Move to Australia for awhile and you too can fill your head with such nonsense.

                                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                • MikM Offline
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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #20

                                  She’s so calm.

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                  • MikM Mik

                                    She’s so calm.

                                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                                    Aqua Letifer
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #21

                                    @Mik said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                                    She’s so calm.

                                    Not the first time.

                                    Please love yourself.

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                                    • George KG Offline
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                                      George K
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #22

                                      Did you notice that the snake's lunch also came out?

                                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                      • 89th8 Offline
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                                        89th
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #23

                                        My kids are all about deadly animals lately. Every time they ask where something lives, I just say "Australia".

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                                        • George KG George K

                                          Did you notice that the snake's lunch also came out?

                                          MikM Offline
                                          MikM Offline
                                          Mik
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #24

                                          @George-K said in The wild world is trying to kill me.:

                                          Did you notice that the snake's lunch also came out?

                                          I did. A hearty lunch it was.

                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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