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What's the worst thing you can say during sex and during a meal?

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George K

wrote on 18 Jul 2020, 12:17 last edited by

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(seen on FB)
1. "It's not the same as Mom's"
2. "Did you wash it?"
3. "Don't spit that out! Swallow it!"
4. "This tastes like crap."
5. "I've had better."
6. "Leftovers again?"
7. "You lied! This does NOT taste like chicken!"
8. "My sister does it better."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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George K

wrote on 18 Jul 2020, 14:52 last edited by

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1. "Smells like Teen Spirit."
2. "If it doesn't come soon, I'm going next door."
3. "OMG, I got a hair in my mouth!"
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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Klaus

wrote on 18 Jul 2020, 15:06 last edited by Klaus

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1. My ass is going to burn later.
2. I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.
3. Very nice, but I still prefer Five Guys.
4. This is saltier than I expected.
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George K

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:18 last edited by

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1. "I'm really not sure about this serving of spotted dick."
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:38 last edited by jon-nyc

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1. I have something for the hostess.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:39 last edited by

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1. So what’s for dessert?
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:40 last edited by

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1. Do you have any chocolate syrup?
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:41 last edited by

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1. I’ve had so much I can barley stand up.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:45 last edited by

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1. Don’t talk with your mouth full.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 00:46 last edited by

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1. You have something on your chin.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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George K

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 01:06 last edited by

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Somehow, I knew that Jon would step up to the plate and be a winner.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 01:10 last edited by

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1. I’ve never tried it this way before.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 01:11 last edited by

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24). Wow. Can’t get this at home.
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Axtremus

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 01:16 last edited by

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This is overrated.
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Horace

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 01:18 last edited by

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I'm taking a picture and posting a Yelp review.
Education is extremely important.
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Doctor Phibes

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 01:57 last edited by

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I got these crabs at a little out of the way place in Boston
I was only joking
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jon-nyc

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 02:34 last edited by

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You gonna eat that?
Only non-witches get due process.

Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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Aqua Letifer

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 02:59 last edited by

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Your box big enough to fit this in, too?
Please love yourself.
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19 Jul 2020, 02:59

Your box big enough to fit this in, too?
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Loki

wrote on 19 Jul 2020, 03:08 last edited by

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Doggy bag again?
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George K

wrote on 20 Jul 2020, 23:17 last edited by

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I know it sounds terrible but I’m ready for a nap now.

I want milk.
"Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.
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