What's the worst thing you can say during sex and during a meal?

[jon-nyc]

17. I have something for the hostess.

[jon-nyc]

18. So what’s for dessert?

[jon-nyc]

19. Do you have any chocolate syrup?

[jon-nyc]

20. I’ve had so much I can barley stand up.

[jon-nyc]

21. Don’t talk with your mouth full.

[jon-nyc]

22. You have something on your chin.

[George K]

Somehow, I knew that Jon would step up to the plate and be a winner.

[jon-nyc]

23. I’ve never tried it this way before.

[jon-nyc]

24). Wow. Can’t get this at home.

[Axtremus]

This is overrated.

[Horace]

I'm taking a picture and posting a Yelp review.

[Doctor Phibes]

I got these crabs at a little out of the way place in Boston

[jon-nyc]

You gonna eat that?

[Aqua Letifer]

Your box big enough to fit this in, too?

[Loki]

Doggy bag again?

[George K]

I know it sounds terrible but I’m ready for a nap now.

I want milk.

[Aqua Letifer]

Oh man, this is really gonna hurt coming out the other end.

[Larry]

"Did it make you gag?"

[brenda]

How about we invite your mom over next time?

[jon-nyc]

Your grandma really outdid herself tonight!