What's the worst thing you can say during sex and during a meal?

[George K]

(seen on FB)

1. "It's not the same as Mom's"
2. "Did you wash it?"
3. "Don't spit that out! Swallow it!"
4. "This tastes like crap."
5. "I've had better."
6. "Leftovers again?"
7. "You lied! This does NOT taste like chicken!"
8. "My sister does it better."

[George K]

9. "Smells like Teen Spirit."
10. "If it doesn't come soon, I'm going next door."
11. "OMG, I got a hair in my mouth!"

[Klaus]

12. My ass is going to burn later.
13. I hope you don't mind but my roommate is going to join us tonight.
14. Very nice, but I still prefer Five Guys.
15. This is saltier than I expected.

[George K]

16. "I'm really not sure about this serving of spotted dick."

[jon-nyc]

17. I have something for the hostess.

[jon-nyc]

18. So what’s for dessert?

[jon-nyc]

19. Do you have any chocolate syrup?

[jon-nyc]

20. I’ve had so much I can barley stand up.

[jon-nyc]

21. Don’t talk with your mouth full.

[jon-nyc]

22. You have something on your chin.

[George K]

Somehow, I knew that Jon would step up to the plate and be a winner.

[jon-nyc]

23. I’ve never tried it this way before.

[jon-nyc]

24). Wow. Can’t get this at home.

[Axtremus]

This is overrated.

[Horace]

I'm taking a picture and posting a Yelp review.

[Doctor Phibes]

I got these crabs at a little out of the way place in Boston

[jon-nyc]

You gonna eat that?

[Aqua Letifer]

Your box big enough to fit this in, too?

[Loki]

Doggy bag again?

[George K]

I know it sounds terrible but I’m ready for a nap now.

I want milk.