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Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon?

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  • George KG Offline
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    George K
    wrote on last edited by
    #53

    It was released to Apple TV+ a few days ago.

    What.
    A.
    Waste.

    It's truly spectacular, even on a small-ish screen.

    But geez, talk about superficial. We learn almost nothing of his early life and his ascendency to power. His becoming emperor is "Oh, yeah, he did that, too." Even his return to France after his exile was skimmed over.

    Whoever said this should be a 6-8 part mini-series was right.

    And yeah Phoenix is too old.

    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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    • CopperC Offline
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      Copper
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      #54

      That's about right.

      The battles were nice. But even those felt a little rushed.

      The wardrobe was nice, I can't say if it was accurate.

      A mini-series that develops a few more characters would help.

      Blame Mr. Bonaparte the scope of his life was too much for a 2 hr 37 min movie.

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      • JollyJ Offline
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        Jolly
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        #55

        But we still have mini-series...Most of the stuff on streaming is actually mini-series, if you consider a mini-series as a single character or ensemble of characters in a single story arc of eight hours or so.

        “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

        Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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        • RenaudaR Offline
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          Renauda
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          #56

          Still have yet to watch it but came across this critique which I thought was well presented:

          https://screenrant.com/napoleon-master-and-commander-best-story-movie/?fbclid=IwZXh0bgNhZW0CMTEAAR0QMjVZ9eIZeNaU6rK2q_nWLT59CzN7H_hBnkBwBgZgDKkThcG4dpcrr_c_aem_Af4K8KpFQ8OPelO2Y6U9Mr3a-N5WNofCQhfMyjU5Ga2l0aGmb47NfkL4KOt7zg3n54yngf8lybHSzDUs7tfIROHP

          Elbows up!

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
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            #57

            Thanks for that, @Renauda .

            We've commented on how Napoleon's life would be much-better suited to a limited mini-series. Imagine how Scott could have told the story over 10 episodes rather than 2 ½ hours!

            Overall, I think this critique is spot on: Too ambitious, too compressed, too vague. Spectacular to watch but...where's the beef?

            The History Buff's youtube channel sings the praises of Master and Commander. It was intended to be a series of films, but the project died because of poor revenues.

            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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            • RenaudaR Offline
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              Renauda
              wrote on last edited by
              #58

              Master and Commander is one my all time favourite films. Probably in second place behind Lawrence of Arabia

              Elbows up!

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              • George KG Offline
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                George K
                wrote on last edited by
                #59

                Take an afternoon and watch Scott's Napoleon. I'd love to read your thoughts.

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • RenaudaR Offline
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                  Renauda
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #60

                  Only if it’s the extended director’s cut version which I don’t think has been yet released

                  Elbows up!

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                  • MikM Away
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                    Mik
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #61

                    Just watched it. Marvelously filmed, but the criticisms I have read here hold. The clear implication was he was nothing without Josephine. SO much fascinating history that could have unfolded and yet was blithely glossed over for a few highlights that were poorly presented.

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • George KG Offline
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                      George K
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                      #62

                      The "Director's Cut" is available on Apple TV+.

                      More battle scenes.
                      More Josephine.
                      More on Napoleons death.

                      45 minutes (or so) longer.

                      "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                      The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                      • MikM Away
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                        Mik
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #63

                        Meh.

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • George KG George K

                          The "Director's Cut" is available on Apple TV+.

                          More battle scenes.
                          More Josephine.
                          More on Napoleons death.

                          45 minutes (or so) longer.

                          89th8 Online
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                          89th
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #64

                          @George-K said in Joaquin Phoenix as Napoleon?:

                          More on Napoleons death.

                          BRO, spoiler alert!?!

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