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  • B bachophile
    17 Nov 2021, 16:42

    Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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    bachophile
    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:43 last edited by bachophile
    #57

    @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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    • B bachophile
      17 Nov 2021, 16:43

      @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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      LuFins Dad
      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 17:43 last edited by
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      @bachophile said in Geek humor:

      @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

      Saved for posterity…

      The Brad

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        jon-nyc
        wrote on 21 Nov 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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        Only non-witches get due process.

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 28 Nov 2021, 07:05 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 19:51 last edited by
            #61

            Only non-witches get due process.

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              6 Dec 2021, 19:51

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              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 16:09 last edited by
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              @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

              Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

              Please love yourself.

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              • A Aqua Letifer
                7 Dec 2021, 16:09

                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                LuFins Dad
                wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 17:26 last edited by
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                @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                I’m 90% sure you are right.

                The Brad

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                  jon-nyc
                  wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 13:34 last edited by
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                  Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                  Only non-witches get due process.

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 10 Feb 2022, 12:01 last edited by
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                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 22:37 last edited by
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                        28 Feb 2022, 22:37

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                        George K
                        wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 22:48 last edited by
                        #67

                        @Klaus LOL.

                        Just not Geeky enough that I understood it.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          Nunatax
                          wrote on 14 Mar 2022, 21:29 last edited by
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                            wrote on 11 Apr 2022, 22:55 last edited by
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                            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                              taiwan_girl
                              wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:23 last edited by
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                              @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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                                12 Apr 2022, 02:23

                                @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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                                Horace
                                wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:30 last edited by
                                #71

                                @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

                                I didn’t get it either but I was too embarrassed to say. Thanks TG for stepping up.

                                Education is extremely important.

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                                  Mik
                                  wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:48 last edited by
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                                  It’s an old software joke. It’s not a bug, it’s a…..

                                  “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    jon-nyc
                                    wrote on 19 Apr 2022, 11:27 last edited by
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                                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                                      19 Apr 2022, 11:27

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                                      brenda
                                      wrote on 19 Apr 2022, 16:45 last edited by
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                                      @jon-nyc Love this one!

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                                        jon-nyc
                                        wrote on 22 Apr 2022, 07:05 last edited by
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                                        Only non-witches get due process.

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                                          22 Apr 2022, 07:05

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                                          Doctor Phibes
                                          wrote on 22 Apr 2022, 12:09 last edited by
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                                          @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                          That's depressingly true. Even worse, I was probably better at calculus than I am at Excel.

                                          I was only joking

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