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    bachophile
    wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:42 last edited by bachophile
    #56

    Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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      17 Nov 2021, 16:42

      Ok but who is the asshole with the metal detector?

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      bachophile
      wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 16:43 last edited by bachophile
      #57

      @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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        17 Nov 2021, 16:43

        @bachophile oh I’m the asshole. That’s a track switch.

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        LuFins Dad
        wrote on 17 Nov 2021, 17:43 last edited by
        #58

        @bachophile said in Geek humor:

        @bachophile oh I’m the asshole.

        Saved for posterity…

        The Brad

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          jon-nyc
          wrote on 21 Nov 2021, 20:15 last edited by
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          Only non-witches get due process.

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            jon-nyc
            wrote on 28 Nov 2021, 07:05 last edited by
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            Only non-witches get due process.

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              jon-nyc
              wrote on 6 Dec 2021, 19:51 last edited by
              #61

              Only non-witches get due process.

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                6 Dec 2021, 19:51

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                Aqua Letifer
                wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 16:09 last edited by
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                @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                Please love yourself.

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                  7 Dec 2021, 16:09

                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                  Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

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                  LuFins Dad
                  wrote on 7 Dec 2021, 17:26 last edited by
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                  @aqua-letifer said in Geek humor:

                  @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

                  Hey that's in Iceland, I think.

                  I’m 90% sure you are right.

                  The Brad

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                    jon-nyc
                    wrote on 6 Feb 2022, 13:34 last edited by
                    #64

                    Some say that people in modern society are atomized. But in this paper I argue that things are even worse than that: People are bosonated, leptonified, and even quarked up

                    Only non-witches get due process.

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                      jon-nyc
                      wrote on 10 Feb 2022, 12:01 last edited by
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                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                        Klaus
                        wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 22:37 last edited by
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                          George K
                          wrote on 28 Feb 2022, 22:48 last edited by
                          #67

                          @Klaus LOL.

                          Just not Geeky enough that I understood it.

                          "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                          The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                            Nunatax
                            wrote on 14 Mar 2022, 21:29 last edited by
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                              wrote on 11 Apr 2022, 22:55 last edited by
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                              "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                              The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                taiwan_girl
                                wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:23 last edited by
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                                @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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                                  12 Apr 2022, 02:23

                                  @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:30 last edited by
                                  #71

                                  @taiwan_girl said in Geek humor:

                                  @George-K Okay. I dont get it! 🤷

                                  I didn’t get it either but I was too embarrassed to say. Thanks TG for stepping up.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 12 Apr 2022, 02:48 last edited by
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                                    It’s an old software joke. It’s not a bug, it’s a…..

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      jon-nyc
                                      wrote on 19 Apr 2022, 11:27 last edited by
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                                      Only non-witches get due process.

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                                        19 Apr 2022, 11:27

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                                        brenda
                                        wrote on 19 Apr 2022, 16:45 last edited by
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                                        @jon-nyc Love this one!

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                                          jon-nyc
                                          wrote on 22 Apr 2022, 07:05 last edited by
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                                          Only non-witches get due process.

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