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    Klaus
    wrote on 15 May 2022, 19:50 last edited by Klaus
    #108

    Just stumbled upon this part of a movie plot description:

    This first encounter, which ends with Jerôme casually leaving her to fix his moped, leaves her disappointed, while Seligman observes that the combination of the number of times Jerôme penetrated her, three times vaginally and five times anally, resembles the Fibonacci sequence.

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      jon-nyc
      wrote on 4 Jul 2022, 12:23 last edited by
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      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
      -Cormac McCarthy

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        George K
        wrote on 20 Aug 2022, 12:25 last edited by
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        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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          jon-nyc
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          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
          -Cormac McCarthy

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            Klaus
            wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 16:29 last edited by
            #112

            @jon-nyc Nice!

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              Axtremus
              wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 17:42 last edited by
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              It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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              • A Axtremus
                4 Sept 2022, 17:42

                It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

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                George K
                wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 19:06 last edited by
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                @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                • G George K
                  4 Sept 2022, 19:06

                  @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                  It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                  @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on 4 Sept 2022, 20:47 last edited by
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                  @George-K said in Geek humor:

                  @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

                  It’s somewhat dated and incomplete. It’s still stuck with IPv4, and a typical consumer smartphone/tablet/computer these days has multiple physical (MAC) addresses.

                  @Axtremus, this is the geek HUMOR thread. As in "Haha! It made me laugh."

                  Ax finds it funny to shit on other people's jokes.

                  Please love yourself.

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                    George K
                    wrote on 10 Sept 2022, 12:17 last edited by
                    #116

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                    "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                    The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                    • G George K
                      10 Sept 2022, 12:17

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                      Catseye3
                      wrote on 10 Sept 2022, 12:26 last edited by
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                      @George-K I get this joke. It therefore cannot qualify as geek humor.

                      Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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                        George K
                        wrote on 25 Sept 2022, 01:12 last edited by
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                        Chemists who publish negative findings should call those papers publianions instead of publications.

                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                          bachophile
                          wrote on 2 Oct 2022, 14:09 last edited by
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                            taiwan_girl
                            wrote on 4 Oct 2022, 01:13 last edited by
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                            I guess this could go here or the Venn picture thread.

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 12 Oct 2022, 16:33 last edited by
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                              "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                              -Cormac McCarthy

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                                jon-nyc
                                wrote on 16 Oct 2022, 17:17 last edited by
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                                "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                                -Cormac McCarthy

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                                  Axtremus
                                  wrote on 19 Oct 2022, 19:11 last edited by
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                                    12 Oct 2022, 16:33

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                                    Mik
                                    wrote on 19 Oct 2022, 23:16 last edited by
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                                    @jon-nyc said in Geek humor:

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                                    Brilliant. This is what the internet is for.

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      19 Oct 2022, 19:11

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                                      Klaus
                                      wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 00:18 last edited by
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                                      @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

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                                      Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

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                                      • K Klaus
                                        20 Oct 2022, 00:18

                                        @Axtremus said in Geek humor:

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                                        Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

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                                        George K
                                        wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 00:27 last edited by
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                                        @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                                        Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

                                        Probably...

                                        "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                        The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                        • G George K
                                          20 Oct 2022, 00:27

                                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                                          Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

                                          Probably...

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                                          taiwan_girl
                                          wrote on 20 Oct 2022, 23:17 last edited by
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                                          @George-K said in Geek humor:

                                          @Klaus said in Geek humor:

                                          Am I the only one who is OCD enough to be bothered by the absense of closing </a>s?

                                          Probably...

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