Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 17:47 last edited by
That's awesome! What was the job they wanted you to take with them?
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 17:55 last edited by
@Horace said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
That's awesome! What was the job they wanted you to take with them?
Oh, a professor. The kind of writing I do isn't really taught at the school, which the students thought was kind of a bummer. That's why they asked me to come in as part of some kind of annual association conference. They think I should try to convince the school to hire me full-time and create a course around it. Which was very nice of them to say, but I gave during my master's.
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 18:04 last edited by
You were born to do that, Aqua. Spread the good word.
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 18:18 last edited by
I just remembered....
About a year after I left the university, I was asked to return to give a Friday morning lecture to the residents about what to look for in a private practice job.
It was a lot of fun - I had 45 minutes, and only about 10 minutes of prepared questions. The rest of the time was spent as a Q & A.
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 19:59 last edited by
That is awesome. I would definitely attend your class.
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 22:25 last edited by
Oh man, I am so glad Luke didnāt go thereā¦
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wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 22:27 last edited by
I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
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I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 22:42 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hours
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I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
wrote on 29 Mar 2023, 23:14 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
Hey, why not? We've been forgiving you for spewing your bullshit for decades now. Zing!
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wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 00:19 last edited by
What I have heard from Aqua since 2005 SO overrides the bullshit I heard from 90% of my professors in college.
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@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
Hey, why not? We've been forgiving you for spewing your bullshit for decades now. Zing!
wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 00:35 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
Hey, why not? We've been forgiving you for spewing your bullshit for decades now. Zing!
Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!
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wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 00:39 last edited by
"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school,
It's a wonder I can think at all." -- Paul Simon -
@Aqua-Letifer said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
I mean, think about itā¦Peopleās student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hoursā¦ Maybe we should forgive part of thatā¦
Hey, why not? We've been forgiving you for spewing your bullshit for decades now. Zing!
Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!
wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 02:17 last edited by@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!
...Yes.
Correct.
How to put this...
If people pay to hear mine and not yours, that's a mark against you, not me.
The kids are lucky you're not teachin' Math.
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@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!
...Yes.
Correct.
How to put this...
If people pay to hear mine and not yours, that's a mark against you, not me.
The kids are lucky you're not teachin' Math.
wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 02:30 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:
Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!
...Yes.
Correct.
How to put this...
If people pay to hear mine and not yours, that's a mark against you, not me.
The kids are lucky you're not teachin' Math.
Thatās THE mathsā¦ Sheeshā¦.
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wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 02:42 last edited by
For Phibes maybe. We don't call it "Maths" here in American university programs. We call it "Numerology Studies."
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wrote on 30 Mar 2023, 07:25 last edited by
Thatās awesome Aqua
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wrote on 31 Mar 2023, 04:15 last edited by brenda
Do it, Aqua! Sign up for this gig, and make some good writers out of the lumps of clay sitting in their chairs. Mold their minds.