Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings

[Aqua Letifer]

@Horace said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

That's awesome! What was the job they wanted you to take with them?

Oh, a professor. The kind of writing I do isn't really taught at the school, which the students thought was kind of a bummer. That's why they asked me to come in as part of some kind of annual association conference. They think I should try to convince the school to hire me full-time and create a course around it. Which was very nice of them to say, but I gave during my master's.

[Mik]

You were born to do that, Aqua. Spread the good word.

[George K]

I just remembered....

About a year after I left the university, I was asked to return to give a Friday morning lecture to the residents about what to look for in a private practice job.

It was a lot of fun - I had 45 minutes, and only about 10 minutes of prepared questions. The rest of the time was spent as a Q & A.

[89th]

That is awesome. I would definitely attend your class.

[LuFins Dad]

Oh man, I am so glad Luke didn’t go there…

[LuFins Dad]

I mean, think about it…People’s student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hours… Maybe we should forgive part of that…

[George K]

@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

People’s student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hours

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

I mean, think about it…People’s student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hours… Maybe we should forgive part of that…

Hey, why not? We've been forgiving you for spewing your bullshit for decades now. Zing!

[Mik]

What I have heard from Aqua since 2005 SO overrides the bullshit I heard from 90% of my professors in college.

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

I mean, think about it…People’s student loan money was used to listen to Aqua for a couple of hours… Maybe we should forgive part of that…

Hey, why not? We've been forgiving you for spewing your bullshit for decades now. Zing!

Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!

[Catseye3]

"When I think back on all the crap I learned in high school,
It's a wonder I can think at all." -- Paul Simon

[Aqua Letifer]

@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!

...Yes.

Correct.

How to put this...

If people pay to hear mine and not yours, that's a mark against you, not me.

The kids are lucky you're not teachin' Math.

[LuFins Dad]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

@LuFins-Dad said in Aqua Letifer: Professor of Horseshit Natterings:

Yeah, but nobody is paying money for the privilege!

...Yes.

Correct.

How to put this...

If people pay to hear mine and not yours, that's a mark against you, not me.

The kids are lucky you're not teachin' Math.

That’s THE maths… Sheesh….

[Aqua Letifer]

For Phibes maybe. We don't call it "Maths" here in American university programs. We call it "Numerology Studies."

[jon-nyc]

That’s awesome Aqua

[brenda]

Do it, Aqua! Sign up for this gig, and make some good writers out of the lumps of clay sitting in their chairs. Mold their minds.