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  • MikM Mik

    Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.

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    Aqua Letifer
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    #66

    @Mik said in The poetry thread:

    Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.

    Musicals.

    Just. Not. My. Thing.

    Please love yourself.

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    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

      @Mik said in The poetry thread:

      Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.

      Musicals.

      Just. Not. My. Thing.

      MikM Away
      MikM Away
      Mik
      wrote on last edited by
      #67

      @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

      @Mik said in The poetry thread:

      Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.

      Musicals.

      Just. Not. My. Thing.

      Silence! I keel you!

      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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      • MikM Away
        MikM Away
        Mik
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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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          Aqua Letifer
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          #69

          Excellent.

          Please love yourself.

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            Doctor Phibes
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            #70

            That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:

            Granny

            Through every nook and every cranny
            The wind blew in on poor old Granny
            Around her knees, into each ear
            (And up her nose as well, I fear)

            All through the night the wind grew worse
            It nearly made the vicar curse
            The top had fallen off the steeple
            Just missing him (and other people)

            It blew on man, it blew on beast
            It blew on nun, it blew on priest
            It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
            But most of all, it blew on Granny!

            I was only joking

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            • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

              Excellent.

              MikM Away
              MikM Away
              Mik
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              #71

              @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

              Excellent.

              I thought so too. It elevated itself above the subject matter.

              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • MikM Mik

                @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                Excellent.

                I thought so too. It elevated itself above the subject matter.

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                Aqua Letifer
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                #72

                @Mik said in The poetry thread:

                @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                Excellent.

                I thought so too. It elevated itself above the subject matter.

                Inside baseball:

                A most curious medley,
                A fart can be harmless,
                Or silent and deadly.

                You're writing a poem about farts—absolutely guaranteed you're going to mention SBDs. But it's not fun to just mention them, it's far more satisfying for the known cliché to complete a couplet. So what's the lead-in?

                This kind of initial setup and resolution is common in poetry—poems are rarely written linearly—but a lot of folks who dabble don't think to do it.

                This was written by someone who on some level knew what they were doing.

                (I'd have removed "strange" but that's me.)

                Please love yourself.

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                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                  That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:

                  Granny

                  Through every nook and every cranny
                  The wind blew in on poor old Granny
                  Around her knees, into each ear
                  (And up her nose as well, I fear)

                  All through the night the wind grew worse
                  It nearly made the vicar curse
                  The top had fallen off the steeple
                  Just missing him (and other people)

                  It blew on man, it blew on beast
                  It blew on nun, it blew on priest
                  It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
                  But most of all, it blew on Granny!

                  Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #73

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:

                  That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:

                  Granny

                  Through every nook and every cranny
                  The wind blew in on poor old Granny
                  Around her knees, into each ear
                  (And up her nose as well, I fear)

                  All through the night the wind grew worse
                  It nearly made the vicar curse
                  The top had fallen off the steeple
                  Just missing him (and other people)

                  It blew on man, it blew on beast
                  It blew on nun, it blew on priest
                  It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
                  But most of all, it blew on Granny!

                  Spike's the man. 😄

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                    @Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:

                    That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:

                    Granny

                    Through every nook and every cranny
                    The wind blew in on poor old Granny
                    Around her knees, into each ear
                    (And up her nose as well, I fear)

                    All through the night the wind grew worse
                    It nearly made the vicar curse
                    The top had fallen off the steeple
                    Just missing him (and other people)

                    It blew on man, it blew on beast
                    It blew on nun, it blew on priest
                    It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
                    But most of all, it blew on Granny!

                    Spike's the man. 😄

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                    Doctor Phibes
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                    #74

                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                    Spike's the man.

                    He really is. Probably one of the most influential people of the 20th century, if we but knew it.

                    I was only joking

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                      Spike's the man.

                      He really is. Probably one of the most influential people of the 20th century, if we but knew it.

                      Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                      Aqua Letifer
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                      #75

                      @Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:

                      @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                      Spike's the man.

                      He really is. Probably one of the most influential people of the 20th century, if we but knew it.

                      I think I mentioned this before but there's a small town in Oz basically dedicated to him via place names. It's a cool place to walk around.

                      Please love yourself.

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                        Aqua Letifer
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                        #76

                        Heroes

                        My heroes never chased careers
                        Or wanted to be paid
                        And neither cops nor engineers
                        Inspired what I've made.

                        My heroes played with wands and rings
                        And secrets time forgot
                        And through the years they taught me things
                        Reality could not

                        -written by me during an all-staff meeting. It looked like I was taking notes, so, that's good I suppose.

                        Please love yourself.

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                          Rainman
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                          #77

                          Nice, Aqua!
                          Thank You.

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                            jon-nyc
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #78

                            When my son was in second grade he came home this this one around Valentine’s Day:

                            Roses are red
                            Grass is greener
                            When I think of you
                            I touch my wiener.

                            Only non-witches get due process.

                            • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                            • MikM Away
                              MikM Away
                              Mik
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #79

                              Send him to a nunnery.

                              Oh, wait……

                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                              • MikM Away
                                MikM Away
                                Mik
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #80

                                Not sure this is poetry, they just made it look like it. Still worth the read.

                                “Do not ask your children
                                to strive for extraordinary lives.
                                Such striving may seem admirable,
                                but it is the way of foolishness.
                                Help them instead to find the wonder
                                and the marvel of an ordinary life.
                                Show them the joy of tasting
                                tomatoes, apples and pears.
                                Show them how to cry
                                when pets and people die.
                                Show them the infinite pleasure
                                in the touch of a hand.
                                And make the ordinary come alive for them.”
                                The extraordinary will take care of itself.
                                ~William Martin

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                • MikM Mik

                                  Not sure this is poetry, they just made it look like it. Still worth the read.

                                  “Do not ask your children
                                  to strive for extraordinary lives.
                                  Such striving may seem admirable,
                                  but it is the way of foolishness.
                                  Help them instead to find the wonder
                                  and the marvel of an ordinary life.
                                  Show them the joy of tasting
                                  tomatoes, apples and pears.
                                  Show them how to cry
                                  when pets and people die.
                                  Show them the infinite pleasure
                                  in the touch of a hand.
                                  And make the ordinary come alive for them.”
                                  The extraordinary will take care of itself.
                                  ~William Martin

                                  Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                                  Aqua Letifer
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #81

                                  @Mik said in The poetry thread:

                                  Not sure this is poetry, they just made it look like it. Still worth the read.

                                  “Do not ask your children
                                  to strive for extraordinary lives.
                                  Such striving may seem admirable,
                                  but it is the way of foolishness.
                                  Help them instead to find the wonder
                                  and the marvel of an ordinary life.
                                  Show them the joy of tasting
                                  tomatoes, apples and pears.
                                  Show them how to cry
                                  when pets and people die.
                                  Show them the infinite pleasure
                                  in the touch of a hand.
                                  And make the ordinary come alive for them.”
                                  The extraordinary will take care of itself.
                                  ~William Martin

                                  Yeah, I like that. Part of what people don't understand about Blue Zones is that they all pretty much think in this way.

                                  Please love yourself.

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                                  • MikM Away
                                    MikM Away
                                    Mik
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #82

                                    Another Bilston, and appropriate to the season. And my life in many ways.

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                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      89th
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                                      #83

                                      Let the lyrical flow of style lead you to victory! Your assignment has
                                      been completed expertly, and all necessary documents have been
                                      skillfully knitted together. Store them close to hand for later
                                      review We're here to highlight your intelligence!

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                                        89th
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                                        #84

                                        Recent spam message I got. I thought it was pretty well written!

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                                          Mik
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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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