The poetry thread
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wrote on 21 Oct 2023, 01:40 last edited by
@Mik said in The poetry thread:
Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.
Musicals.
Just. Not. My. Thing.
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@Mik said in The poetry thread:
Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.
Musicals.
Just. Not. My. Thing.
wrote on 21 Oct 2023, 03:55 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
@Mik said in The poetry thread:
Algebra. My mind refuses to entertain the notion.
Musicals.
Just. Not. My. Thing.
Silence! I keel you!
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wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 23:45 last edited by
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wrote on 10 Dec 2023, 23:46 last edited by
Excellent.
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wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 00:45 last edited by
That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:
Granny
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up her nose as well, I fear)All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny! -
Excellent.
wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 02:55 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
Excellent.
I thought so too. It elevated itself above the subject matter.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
Excellent.
I thought so too. It elevated itself above the subject matter.
wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 03:16 last edited by@Mik said in The poetry thread:
@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
Excellent.
I thought so too. It elevated itself above the subject matter.
Inside baseball:
A most curious medley,
A fart can be harmless,
Or silent and deadly.You're writing a poem about farts—absolutely guaranteed you're going to mention SBDs. But it's not fun to just mention them, it's far more satisfying for the known cliché to complete a couplet. So what's the lead-in?
This kind of initial setup and resolution is common in poetry—poems are rarely written linearly—but a lot of folks who dabble don't think to do it.
This was written by someone who on some level knew what they were doing.
(I'd have removed "strange" but that's me.)
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That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:
Granny
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up her nose as well, I fear)All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 03:16 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:
That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:
Granny
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up her nose as well, I fear)All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!Spike's the man.
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@Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:
That reminds me vaguely of one of Spike Milligan's creations:
Granny
Through every nook and every cranny
The wind blew in on poor old Granny
Around her knees, into each ear
(And up her nose as well, I fear)All through the night the wind grew worse
It nearly made the vicar curse
The top had fallen off the steeple
Just missing him (and other people)It blew on man, it blew on beast
It blew on nun, it blew on priest
It blew the wig off Auntie Fanny-
But most of all, it blew on Granny!Spike's the man.
wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 03:57 last edited by@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
Spike's the man.
He really is. Probably one of the most influential people of the 20th century, if we but knew it.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
Spike's the man.
He really is. Probably one of the most influential people of the 20th century, if we but knew it.
wrote on 11 Dec 2023, 04:03 last edited by@Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:
@Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:
Spike's the man.
He really is. Probably one of the most influential people of the 20th century, if we but knew it.
I think I mentioned this before but there's a small town in Oz basically dedicated to him via place names. It's a cool place to walk around.
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wrote on 16 Dec 2023, 19:15 last edited by
Heroes
My heroes never chased careers
Or wanted to be paid
And neither cops nor engineers
Inspired what I've made.My heroes played with wands and rings
And secrets time forgot
And through the years they taught me things
Reality could not-written by me during an all-staff meeting. It looked like I was taking notes, so, that's good I suppose.
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wrote on 16 Dec 2023, 21:20 last edited by
Nice, Aqua!
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wrote on 16 Dec 2023, 22:07 last edited by
When my son was in second grade he came home this this one around Valentine’s Day:
Roses are red
Grass is greener
When I think of you
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wrote on 18 Dec 2023, 02:49 last edited by
Send him to a nunnery.
Oh, wait……
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wrote on 18 Dec 2023, 14:50 last edited by
Not sure this is poetry, they just made it look like it. Still worth the read.
“Do not ask your children
to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,
but it is the way of foolishness.
Help them instead to find the wonder
and the marvel of an ordinary life.
Show them the joy of tasting
tomatoes, apples and pears.
Show them how to cry
when pets and people die.
Show them the infinite pleasure
in the touch of a hand.
And make the ordinary come alive for them.”
The extraordinary will take care of itself.
~William Martin -
Not sure this is poetry, they just made it look like it. Still worth the read.
“Do not ask your children
to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,
but it is the way of foolishness.
Help them instead to find the wonder
and the marvel of an ordinary life.
Show them the joy of tasting
tomatoes, apples and pears.
Show them how to cry
when pets and people die.
Show them the infinite pleasure
in the touch of a hand.
And make the ordinary come alive for them.”
The extraordinary will take care of itself.
~William Martinwrote on 18 Dec 2023, 15:01 last edited by@Mik said in The poetry thread:
Not sure this is poetry, they just made it look like it. Still worth the read.
“Do not ask your children
to strive for extraordinary lives.
Such striving may seem admirable,
but it is the way of foolishness.
Help them instead to find the wonder
and the marvel of an ordinary life.
Show them the joy of tasting
tomatoes, apples and pears.
Show them how to cry
when pets and people die.
Show them the infinite pleasure
in the touch of a hand.
And make the ordinary come alive for them.”
The extraordinary will take care of itself.
~William MartinYeah, I like that. Part of what people don't understand about Blue Zones is that they all pretty much think in this way.
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wrote on 19 Dec 2023, 14:45 last edited by
Another Bilston, and appropriate to the season. And my life in many ways.
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wrote on 19 Dec 2023, 19:17 last edited by
Let the lyrical flow of style lead you to victory! Your assignment has
been completed expertly, and all necessary documents have been
skillfully knitted together. Store them close to hand for later
review We're here to highlight your intelligence!- Maxima Culpepper
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wrote on 19 Dec 2023, 19:17 last edited by
Recent spam message I got. I thought it was pretty well written!
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