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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    Doctor Phibes
    wrote on last edited by
    #106

    Not really a poem, but I came across this on iTunes for my drive to work, and thought it was wonderful...

    Link to video

    I was only joking

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    • jon-nycJ Offline
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      jon-nyc
      wrote on last edited by jon-nyc
      #107

      The night was dark, the moon was high
      We were alone, just she and I
      Her hair was soft, her eyes were blue
      I just knew what I had to do.
      I placed my hand upon her breast
      I did it well, I did my best
      I felt the thumping of my heart, as slowly her legs spread apart
      It’s over with, it’s done now
      My first experience, milking a cow.

      Only non-witches get due process.

      • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #108

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        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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          Aqua Letifer
          wrote on last edited by
          #109

          👏

          Please love yourself.

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          • George KG Offline
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            George K
            wrote on last edited by
            #110

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            "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

            The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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              Aqua LetiferA Offline
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              Aqua Letifer
              wrote on last edited by
              #111

              @George-K said in The poetry thread:

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              Why did they choose Emily Dickinson I wonder? Lots of poets used that meter at the time, it was very common.

              And it came from music.The meter came from music. It's not a coincidence, there's a direct and intentional connection.

              Please love yourself.

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              • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                Doctor Phibes
                wrote on last edited by Doctor Phibes
                #112

                A favourite from my childhood...

                Matilda, Who Told Lies and Was Burned to Death (1907)

                Matilda told such Dreadful Lies,
                It made one Gasp and Stretch one's Eyes;

                Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth,
                Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
                Attempted to Believe Matilda:
                The effort very nearly killed her,
                And would have done so, had not She
                Discovered this Infirmity.

                For once, towards the Close of Day,
                Matilda, growing tired of play,
                And finding she was left alone,
                Went tiptoe to the Telephone
                And summoned the Immediate Aid
                Of London's Noble Fire-Brigade.

                Within an hour the Gallant Band
                Were pouring in on every hand,
                From Putney, Hackney Downs, and Bow
                With Courage high and Hearts a-glow
                They galloped, roaring through the Town
                'Matilda's House is Burning Down!'
                Inspired by British Cheers and Loud
                Proceeding from the Frenzied Crowd,
                They ran their ladders through a score
                Of windows on the Ball Room Floor;
                And took Peculiar Pains to Souse
                The Pictures up and down the House,
                Until Matilda's Aunt succeeded
                In showing them they were not needed;
                And even then she had to pay
                To get the Men to go away!

                It happened that a few Weeks later
                Her Aunt was off to the Theatre
                To see that Interesting Play
                The Second Mrs Tanqueray.
                She had refused to take her Niece
                To hear this Entertaining Piece:
                A Deprivation Just and Wise
                To Punish her for Telling Lies.

                That Night a Fire did break out-
                You should have heard Matilda Shout!
                You should have heard her Scream and Bawl,
                And throw the window up and call
                To People passing in the Street-
                (The rapidly increasing Heat
                Encouraging her to obtain
                Their confidence)-but all in vain!
                For every time She shouted 'Fire!'
                They only answered 'Little Liar'!
                And therefore when her Aunt returned,
                Matilda, and the House, were Burned.

                I was only joking

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                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                  A favourite from my childhood...

                  Matilda, Who Told Lies and Was Burned to Death (1907)

                  Matilda told such Dreadful Lies,
                  It made one Gasp and Stretch one's Eyes;

                  Her Aunt, who, from her Earliest Youth,
                  Had kept a Strict Regard for Truth,
                  Attempted to Believe Matilda:
                  The effort very nearly killed her,
                  And would have done so, had not She
                  Discovered this Infirmity.

                  For once, towards the Close of Day,
                  Matilda, growing tired of play,
                  And finding she was left alone,
                  Went tiptoe to the Telephone
                  And summoned the Immediate Aid
                  Of London's Noble Fire-Brigade.

                  Within an hour the Gallant Band
                  Were pouring in on every hand,
                  From Putney, Hackney Downs, and Bow
                  With Courage high and Hearts a-glow
                  They galloped, roaring through the Town
                  'Matilda's House is Burning Down!'
                  Inspired by British Cheers and Loud
                  Proceeding from the Frenzied Crowd,
                  They ran their ladders through a score
                  Of windows on the Ball Room Floor;
                  And took Peculiar Pains to Souse
                  The Pictures up and down the House,
                  Until Matilda's Aunt succeeded
                  In showing them they were not needed;
                  And even then she had to pay
                  To get the Men to go away!

                  It happened that a few Weeks later
                  Her Aunt was off to the Theatre
                  To see that Interesting Play
                  The Second Mrs Tanqueray.
                  She had refused to take her Niece
                  To hear this Entertaining Piece:
                  A Deprivation Just and Wise
                  To Punish her for Telling Lies.

                  That Night a Fire did break out-
                  You should have heard Matilda Shout!
                  You should have heard her Scream and Bawl,
                  And throw the window up and call
                  To People passing in the Street-
                  (The rapidly increasing Heat
                  Encouraging her to obtain
                  Their confidence)-but all in vain!
                  For every time She shouted 'Fire!'
                  They only answered 'Little Liar'!
                  And therefore when her Aunt returned,
                  Matilda, and the House, were Burned.

                  Aqua LetiferA Offline
                  Aqua LetiferA Offline
                  Aqua Letifer
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #113

                  @Doctor-Phibes said in The poetry thread:

                  A favourite from my childhood...

                  Matilda, Who Told Lies and Was Burned to Death (1907)

                  Classic. Always loved that one, too.

                  Please love yourself.

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                  • MikM Offline
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                    Mik
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #114

                    There's a fairy tale for that y'know. The boy who cried wolf.

                    But Matilda's is a better mental picture.

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • Aqua LetiferA Offline
                      Aqua LetiferA Offline
                      Aqua Letifer
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #115

                      Here's something that's interesting. This is from Lokasenna (Loki's Argument). Here's the original:

                      Veit ek, ef fyr útan værak,
                      svá sem fyr innan emk,
                      Ægis höll of kominn,
                      höfuð þitt bæra ek í hendi mér;
                      lykak þér þat fyr lygi.

                      Snjallr ertu í sessi,
                      skal-at-tu svá gera,
                      Bragi bekkskrautuðr;
                      vega þú gakk, ef þú vreiðr séir;
                      hyggsk vætr hvatr fyrir.

                      Yes yes I know "what the fuck etc." Here's a translation:

                      Bragi said:
                      If we were outside, and you had not come inside Aegir's hall, I would be holding your severed head. I'd pay you back that way for all your lies.
                      Loki said:
                      You're brave while you're sitting. But you wouldn't do that, Bragi, the benchwarmer. Go ahead and strike me, if you're so angry. A brave man wouldn't be afraid to do it.

                      "Benchwarmer" is an epithet that's about a thousand years old. Has a slightly different meaning now but that's how far back it goes. It's an old, old kenning.

                      Please love yourself.

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                      • MikM Offline
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                        Mik
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #116

                        Do tell..benchwarmer? I couldn't find anything over a couple googles..

                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                        • MikM Mik

                          Do tell..benchwarmer? I couldn't find anything over a couple googles..

                          Aqua LetiferA Offline
                          Aqua LetiferA Offline
                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #117

                          @Mik said in The poetry thread:

                          Do tell..benchwarmer? I couldn't find anything over a couple googles..

                          Yeah, y'know, someone on the team who doesn't play in the games.

                          In this context, it means that you're on the boat for the raiding party (they'd bring benches with them on the longboats to double as a storage locker and a seat for rowing), but you don't get out to fight, you just sit there.

                          Please love yourself.

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                          • MikM Offline
                            MikM Offline
                            Mik
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #118

                            Makes sense, in a Viking sort of way.

                            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                            • MikM Offline
                              MikM Offline
                              Mik
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #119

                              Man, does this resonate today.

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                              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                Aqua Letifer
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #120

                                Yeats could certainly see what others couldn't.

                                Please love yourself.

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                                • HoraceH Offline
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                                  Horace
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #121

                                  Lions are orange.

                                  Education is extremely important.

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                                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                    Yeats could certainly see what others couldn't.

                                    MikM Offline
                                    MikM Offline
                                    Mik
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #122

                                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                                    Yeats could certainly see what others couldn't.

                                    "The best lack all conviction
                                    While the worst are full of passionate intensity"

                                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                    • HoraceH Offline
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                                      Horace
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #123

                                      yeah that line hits with some resonance of truth.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • MikM Mik

                                        Man, does this resonate today.

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                                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                                        Aqua Letifer
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #124

                                        @Mik said in The poetry thread:

                                        Man, does this resonate today.

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                                        I didn't realize—today's the old man's birthday!

                                        Please love yourself.

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                                          Mik
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                                          #125

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                                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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