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  • MikM Away
    MikM Away
    Mik
    wrote on last edited by
    #114

    There's a fairy tale for that y'know. The boy who cried wolf.

    But Matilda's is a better mental picture.

    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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    • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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      Aqua Letifer
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      #115

      Here's something that's interesting. This is from Lokasenna (Loki's Argument). Here's the original:

      Veit ek, ef fyr útan værak,
      svá sem fyr innan emk,
      Ægis höll of kominn,
      höfuð þitt bæra ek í hendi mér;
      lykak þér þat fyr lygi.

      Snjallr ertu í sessi,
      skal-at-tu svá gera,
      Bragi bekkskrautuðr;
      vega þú gakk, ef þú vreiðr séir;
      hyggsk vætr hvatr fyrir.

      Yes yes I know "what the fuck etc." Here's a translation:

      Bragi said:
      If we were outside, and you had not come inside Aegir's hall, I would be holding your severed head. I'd pay you back that way for all your lies.
      Loki said:
      You're brave while you're sitting. But you wouldn't do that, Bragi, the benchwarmer. Go ahead and strike me, if you're so angry. A brave man wouldn't be afraid to do it.

      "Benchwarmer" is an epithet that's about a thousand years old. Has a slightly different meaning now but that's how far back it goes. It's an old, old kenning.

      Please love yourself.

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      • MikM Away
        MikM Away
        Mik
        wrote on last edited by
        #116

        Do tell..benchwarmer? I couldn't find anything over a couple googles..

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • MikM Mik

          Do tell..benchwarmer? I couldn't find anything over a couple googles..

          Aqua LetiferA Offline
          Aqua LetiferA Offline
          Aqua Letifer
          wrote on last edited by
          #117

          @Mik said in The poetry thread:

          Do tell..benchwarmer? I couldn't find anything over a couple googles..

          Yeah, y'know, someone on the team who doesn't play in the games.

          In this context, it means that you're on the boat for the raiding party (they'd bring benches with them on the longboats to double as a storage locker and a seat for rowing), but you don't get out to fight, you just sit there.

          Please love yourself.

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          • MikM Away
            MikM Away
            Mik
            wrote on last edited by
            #118

            Makes sense, in a Viking sort of way.

            “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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            • MikM Away
              MikM Away
              Mik
              wrote on last edited by
              #119

              Man, does this resonate today.

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              “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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              • Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                Aqua Letifer
                wrote on last edited by
                #120

                Yeats could certainly see what others couldn't.

                Please love yourself.

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                • HoraceH Offline
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                  Horace
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #121

                  Lions are orange.

                  Education is extremely important.

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                  • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                    Yeats could certainly see what others couldn't.

                    MikM Away
                    MikM Away
                    Mik
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #122

                    @Aqua-Letifer said in The poetry thread:

                    Yeats could certainly see what others couldn't.

                    "The best lack all conviction
                    While the worst are full of passionate intensity"

                    “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                    • HoraceH Offline
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                      Horace
                      wrote on last edited by
                      #123

                      yeah that line hits with some resonance of truth.

                      Education is extremely important.

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                      • MikM Mik

                        Man, does this resonate today.

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                        Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                        Aqua Letifer
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #124

                        @Mik said in The poetry thread:

                        Man, does this resonate today.

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                        I didn't realize—today's the old man's birthday!

                        Please love yourself.

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                        • MikM Away
                          MikM Away
                          Mik
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #125

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                          “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                          • Aqua LetiferA Offline
                            Aqua LetiferA Offline
                            Aqua Letifer
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #126

                            Yeah. Appropriate for the season and one of my favorites, @Mik .

                            Please love yourself.

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                            • Aqua LetiferA Offline
                              Aqua LetiferA Offline
                              Aqua Letifer
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #127

                              This one's @Jolly 's fault. I read this story he posted:
                              https://nypost.com/2024/10/27/us-news/west-va-boys-build-road-so-helene-victims-can-go-home/

                              And then it occurred to me that America has no folk heroes anymore. Where are our John Henrys and Annie Oakleys? What happened to Paul Bunyan and Calamity Jane?

                              So I figured I'd do my part to commemorate these guys. They're certainly deserving of a folk ballad.

                              On 26 September,
                              The winds and rain arrived.
                              Helene, they learned, would have her way
                              As every road was washed away;
                              Against the storm, the swell and spray
                              Few houses had survived.

                              From Chimney Rock to Bat Cave,
                              The storm had cut them off.
                              They worried for their homes and wept;
                              Some pleaded for support—except
                              When governments are this inept,
                              No plea is strong enough.

                              But there were some who listened
                              And knew, amid the noise,
                              No bureaucrats or engineers
                              Would haul the roads or bridges clear;
                              That’s when the miners volunteered,
                              The West Virginia Boys.

                              They all arrived together
                              And brought the locals in—
                              They said like Noah’s flood it rained,
                              But when at last the water drained,
                              The mountain’s all that had remained
                              Of where the roads had been.

                              So could the Boys move mountains?
                              They all had little doubt.
                              “It’s difficult, but there are ways,”
                              They said, “To get that mountain razed,
                              Just give us all about three days—
                              We’ll have a road punched out.”

                              They got to work that morning
                              And knew just where to blast.
                              Within three days, a willing crew
                              (And sure, a couple backhoes, too)
                              Would do what no one else could do
                              And brought them home at last.

                              When DOT does nothing
                              And FEMA sends a squad
                              Of wonks who give you protocol
                              And you’re ignored by city hall,
                              Remember, you can always call
                              The Boys of West-By-God!

                              Please love yourself.

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                              • MikM Away
                                MikM Away
                                Mik
                                wrote on last edited by
                                #128

                                Look out, John Henry.. you got competition.

                                Well done, Aqua.

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                • Tom-KT Offline
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                                  Tom-K
                                  wrote on last edited by Tom-K
                                  #129

                                  Cretins have it easy
                                  They don't have to do anything to be what they are.
                                  Me, I have to do everything
                                  Maybe I'll get a lobotomy and drive a car.

                                  My friend romanticizes cretins
                                  and wants to drive a car,
                                  Me, I like my beatings
                                  And things the way they are.

                                  [This is a Post-Structuralist interpretation of Robert Frost's poem "Stopping by Woods on a Snowy Evening".]

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                                  • taiwan_girlT Offline
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                                    taiwan_girl
                                    wrote on last edited by
                                    #130

                                    @Aqua-Letifer Very nice!!

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                                    • MikM Away
                                      MikM Away
                                      Mik
                                      wrote on last edited by
                                      #131

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                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      • MikM Away
                                        MikM Away
                                        Mik
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #132

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                                        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                        • Aqua LetiferA Offline
                                          Aqua LetiferA Offline
                                          Aqua Letifer
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #133

                                          Those are great. Love the collective nouns in particular.

                                          Please love yourself.

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