'Murica
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We are currently visiting the US. My oldest son told me today about his plans to move to the US one day.
He specified three concrete reasons that convinced him that the US is the best country:
- Free refills of soft drinks in restaurants.
- The ubiquity of burger restaurants.
- The fact that there's always a big ketchup bottle on every table, so you can always take ketchup and have as much of it as you want.
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When I was a kid the pancake restaurants had big pitchers of syrup on the table. Different times. Better times. Feels like so long ago. I hardly recognize this country anymore. I wish someone would come along and make America really good again. Really really good.
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I think this best sums up my recent trip in rural America.
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We are currently visiting the US. My oldest son told me today about his plans to move to the US one day.
He specified three concrete reasons that convinced him that the US is the best country:
- Free refills of soft drinks in restaurants.
- The ubiquity of burger restaurants.
- The fact that there's always a big ketchup bottle on every table, so you can always take ketchup and have as much of it as you want.
We are currently visiting the US. My oldest son told me today about his plans to move to the US one day.
He specified three concrete reasons that convinced him that the US is the best country:
- Free refills of soft drinks in restaurants.
- The ubiquity of burger restaurants.
- The fact that there's always a big ketchup bottle on every table, so you can always take ketchup and have as much of it as you want.
We fucking rock.
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I’m a little confused about the ketchup thing. It’s been my experience that our ketchup tastes like crap compared Europe…
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I’m a little confused about the ketchup thing. It’s been my experience that our ketchup tastes like crap compared Europe…
@LuFins-Dad said in 'Murica:
I’m a little confused about the ketchup thing. It’s been my experience that our ketchup tastes like crap compared Europe…
no i think heinz still rules the world (although admittedly the original henry heinz's parents were bavarian) although you will find that french fries (chips, for phibes sake) are eaten with mayo and not ketchup in europe
be that as it may, ketchup...and guns, make america great (again)
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@LuFins-Dad said in 'Murica:
I’m a little confused about the ketchup thing. It’s been my experience that our ketchup tastes like crap compared Europe…
no i think heinz still rules the world (although admittedly the original henry heinz's parents were bavarian) although you will find that french fries (chips, for phibes sake) are eaten with mayo and not ketchup in europe
be that as it may, ketchup...and guns, make america great (again)
@bachophile said in 'Murica:
(although admittedly the original henry heinz's parents were bavarian)
I redd the above a few seconds after I woke up. For a split second my brain translated bavarian as someone who is varian but they go both ways.
I think I'm spending too much time in here.
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America - Land of the free and home of the Heinz.
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You know that saying "youth is wasted on the young"
I kinda feel the same thing about many Americans. This place is fucking awesome... doesn't have to be perfect.
You know that saying "youth is wasted on the young"
I kinda feel the same thing about many Americans. This place is fucking awesome... doesn't have to be perfect.
I'll allow there are far worse places. But don't you fucking tell me that our drip coffee isn't obscene, I damn well know it is.
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Right now I'm on a whale watching boat in Anacortes.
We are heading inwards later today and then towards Yellowstone.
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Right now I'm on a whale watching boat in Anacortes.
We are heading inwards later today and then towards Yellowstone.
Right now I'm on a whale watching boat in Anacortes.
We are heading inwards later today and then towards Yellowstone.
Buffalo meat is good.
Just sayin', in case you might could smuggle one through in your luggage.
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Right now I'm on a whale watching boat in Anacortes.
We are heading inwards later today and then towards Yellowstone.
Buffalo meat is good.
Just sayin', in case you might could smuggle one through in your luggage.
Come up to Alberta. Bison are no longer classified as wild animals. You can pay your $$$$ and shoot one - the outfitter will supply the weapon and ammo. You can keep the meat and hide for an extra charge. They call it the Alberta Advantage.
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Right now I'm on a whale watching boat in Anacortes.
We are heading inwards later today and then towards Yellowstone.
Buffalo meat is good.
Just sayin', in case you might could smuggle one through in your luggage.
Come up to Alberta. Bison are no longer classified as wild animals. You can pay your $$$$ and shoot one - the outfitter will supply the weapon and ammo. You can keep the meat and hide for an extra charge. They call it the Alberta Advantage.
