What would be your first sentence?
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 21:21 last edited by
Shit, I should have signed up for that extended car warranty…
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 21:24 last edited by
There goes the neighborhood.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 21:33 last edited by
Say hello to your little friend.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 21:37 last edited by
That'll buff right out.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 21:45 last edited by
I win.
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 21:54 last edited by
Does that come in any other flavors?
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wrote on 17 Sept 2021, 22:42 last edited by
I'm going to post this on my Instagram!
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wrote on 18 Sept 2021, 02:41 last edited by
Woah, anyone else seeing this shit?
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wrote on 18 Sept 2021, 03:30 last edited by
Holy shit! or Fuck!
That’s what an American astronaut would most likely say. I thought of speculating what astronauts from countries might say but quickly gave up because even China’s most ambitious plan (that’s known to the public) says they won’t send an astronaut to the moon at least until 2030. No other country is even close.
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wrote on 18 Sept 2021, 03:46 last edited by
...and fuck you, jury duty!
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wrote on 18 Sept 2021, 03:52 last edited by
At least finally no more Walking Dead.
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wrote on 18 Sept 2021, 03:58 last edited by
And that’s why you don’t hire Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck to blow up your mother fucking space rock! Stupid idiots!
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wrote on 18 Sept 2021, 03:59 last edited by
Let's see you push your vaccination mandates now, bitches.