What would be your first sentence?

[Nunatax]

Shit, I should have signed up for that extended car warranty…

[Loki]

There goes the neighborhood.

[Sweet Meteor]

Say hello to your little friend.

[Horace]

That'll buff right out.

[Horace]

I win.

[Catseye3]

Does that come in any other flavors?

[Klaus]

I'm going to post this on my Instagram!

[89th]

Woah, anyone else seeing this shit?

[Axtremus]

Holy shit! or Fuck!

That’s what an American astronaut would most likely say. I thought of speculating what astronauts from countries might say but quickly gave up because even China’s most ambitious plan (that’s known to the public) says they won’t send an astronaut to the moon at least until 2030. No other country is even close.

[Aqua Letifer]

...and fuck you, jury duty!

[Aqua Letifer]

At least finally no more Walking Dead.

[LuFins Dad]

And that’s why you don’t hire Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck to blow up your mother fucking space rock! Stupid idiots!

[Aqua Letifer]

Let's see you push your vaccination mandates now, bitches.