What would be your first sentence?
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Holy shit! or Fuck!
That’s what an American astronaut would most likely say. I thought of speculating what astronauts from countries might say but quickly gave up because even China’s most ambitious plan (that’s known to the public) says they won’t send an astronaut to the moon at least until 2030. No other country is even close.
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...and fuck you, jury duty!
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At least finally no more Walking Dead.
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And that’s why you don’t hire Bruce Willis and Ben Afleck to blow up your mother fucking space rock! Stupid idiots!
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Let's see you push your vaccination mandates now, bitches.
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