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  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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    Doctor Phibes
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    #8

    How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

    I was only joking

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    • L Offline
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      Loki
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      #9

      That water is cleaner than 99% of the drinking water in the world.

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      • MikM Offline
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        Mik
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        #10

        Man up, hand in.

        “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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        • markM mark

          @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

          @aqua-letifer

          Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

          +1

          89th8 Offline
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          89th
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          #11

          @mark said in Ordeal:

          @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

          @aqua-letifer

          Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

          +1

          +2

          Get it? Number two.

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          • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

            How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

            Aqua LetiferA Offline
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            Aqua Letifer
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            #12

            @doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

            How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

            There's no skill check for a busted terlet.

            Please love yourself.

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            • brendaB Offline
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              brenda
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              #13

              Oh yeah, the tank water is fresh water. I've had to fix the mechanism in the tank of many a terlet.

              How goes it now?

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              • jon-nycJ Online
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                jon-nyc
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                #14

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                Only non-witches get due process.

                • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                • JollyJ Offline
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                  Jolly
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                  #15

                  We haven't heard the end of the story.

                  Hope everything came out all right...

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                    Doctor Phibes
                    wrote on last edited by
                    #16

                    What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                    I was only joking

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                    • L Offline
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                      Loki
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                      #17

                      How did that flapper feel to the touch?

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                      • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                        What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                        89th8 Offline
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                        89th
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                        #18

                        @doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

                        What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                        I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it means Toilet Water in swahili.

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                        • JollyJ Jolly

                          We haven't heard the end of the story.

                          Hope everything came out all right...

                          89th8 Offline
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                          89th
                          wrote on last edited by
                          #19

                          @jolly said in Ordeal:

                          Hope everything came out all right...

                          Umm yeah, that's just the start of the ordeal. 🙂

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                          • L Loki

                            How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                            HoraceH Offline
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                            Horace
                            wrote on last edited by
                            #20

                            @loki said in Ordeal:

                            How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                            Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

                            Education is extremely important.

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                            • HoraceH Horace

                              @loki said in Ordeal:

                              How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                              Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

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                              Loki
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                              @horace said in Ordeal:

                              @loki said in Ordeal:

                              How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                              Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

                              😂

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                              • MikM Offline
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                                Mik
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                                It worked. Aqua is flush with excitement.

                                “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                • HoraceH Horace

                                  @loki said in Ordeal:

                                  How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                                  Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

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                                  George K
                                  wrote on last edited by
                                  #23

                                  @horace said in Ordeal:

                                  typical toilet flapper fapper IMO. Total slut.

                                  FIFY.

                                  "Now look here, you Baltic gas passer... " - Mik, 6/14/08

                                  The saying, "Lite is just one damn thing after another," is a gross understatement. The damn things overlap.

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                                  • JollyJ Jolly

                                    We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                    Hope everything came out all right...

                                    Aqua LetiferA Offline
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                                    Aqua Letifer
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                                    @jolly said in Ordeal:

                                    We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                    Hope everything came out all right...

                                    That was never the issue, but rather the functional disposal thereof!

                                    I replaced the chain with floss and called it a day.

                                    Please love yourself.

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                                    • MikM Offline
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                                      Mik
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                                      Necessity is a mother.

                                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                                      • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                        @jolly said in Ordeal:

                                        We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                        Hope everything came out all right...

                                        That was never the issue, but rather the functional disposal thereof!

                                        I replaced the chain with floss and called it a day.

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                                        Loki
                                        wrote on last edited by
                                        #26

                                        @aqua-letifer said in Ordeal:

                                        @jolly said in Ordeal:

                                        We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                        Hope everything came out all right...

                                        I replaced the chain with floss and called it a day.

                                        Aka found his sister’s thong in the tank and hooked it up.

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                                        • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                                          @jolly said in Ordeal:

                                          We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                          Hope everything came out all right...

                                          That was never the issue, but rather the functional disposal thereof!

                                          I replaced the chain with floss and called it a day.

                                          89th8 Offline
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                                          89th
                                          wrote on last edited by
                                          #27

                                          @aqua-letifer said in Ordeal:

                                          I replaced the chain with floss and called it a day.

                                          Why not call it a chain?

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