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    Aqua Letifer
    wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 00:57 last edited by
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    I'm home alone. The chain to the toilet broke. I'm still in here. What to use to lift the trap and flush?

    • Rusted out razor in bathroom trashcan
    • Pasta fork from kitchen
    • Hand 😕
    • Waddle upstairs to other bathroom

    Please love yourself.

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      Jolly
      wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 01:01 last edited by
      #2

      Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

      Crap in the yard.

      “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

      Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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      • J Jolly
        2 Sept 2021, 01:01

        Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

        Crap in the yard.

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        Aqua Letifer
        wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 01:09 last edited by
        #3

        @jolly said in Ordeal:

        Crap in the yard.

        We're beyond that now.

        Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

        You're talking German reconstruction in the midst of the Night of Long Knives, here, man.

        Please love yourself.

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        • A Aqua Letifer
          2 Sept 2021, 00:57

          I'm home alone. The chain to the toilet broke. I'm still in here. What to use to lift the trap and flush?

          • Rusted out razor in bathroom trashcan
          • Pasta fork from kitchen
          • Hand 😕
          • Waddle upstairs to other bathroom
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          Ivorythumper
          wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 01:15 last edited by
          #4

          @aqua-letifer

          Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

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          • I Ivorythumper
            2 Sept 2021, 01:15

            @aqua-letifer

            Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

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            Aqua Letifer
            wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 01:17 last edited by
            #5

            @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

            @aqua-letifer

            Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

            Are you sure? This terlet has likely has never been serviced, and it's definitely older than both of us put together.

            Please love yourself.

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            • I Ivorythumper
              2 Sept 2021, 01:15

              @aqua-letifer

              Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

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              mark
              wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 01:34 last edited by
              #6

              @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

              @aqua-letifer

              Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

              +1

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                Copper
                wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 01:43 last edited by
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                My experience with toilet insides is that they only last 3-5 years.

                The water is fine, dive right in.

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                  Doctor Phibes
                  wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 02:07 last edited by
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                  How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

                  I was only joking

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                    Loki
                    wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 02:34 last edited by
                    #9

                    That water is cleaner than 99% of the drinking water in the world.

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                      Mik
                      wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 02:46 last edited by
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                      Man up, hand in.

                      “I am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.” ~Winston S. Churchill

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                      • M mark
                        2 Sept 2021, 01:34

                        @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

                        @aqua-letifer

                        Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

                        +1

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                        89th
                        wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 03:13 last edited by
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                        @mark said in Ordeal:

                        @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

                        @aqua-letifer

                        Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

                        +1

                        +2

                        Get it? Number two.

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                        • D Doctor Phibes
                          2 Sept 2021, 02:07

                          How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

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                          Aqua Letifer
                          wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 04:54 last edited by
                          #12

                          @doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

                          How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

                          There's no skill check for a busted terlet.

                          Please love yourself.

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                            brenda
                            wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 06:54 last edited by
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                            Oh yeah, the tank water is fresh water. I've had to fix the mechanism in the tank of many a terlet.

                            How goes it now?

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                              jon-nyc
                              wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 09:39 last edited by
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                              Only non-witches get due process.

                              • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                                Jolly
                                wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 10:56 last edited by
                                #15

                                We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                Hope everything came out all right...

                                “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                                Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                                  Doctor Phibes
                                  wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 11:03 last edited by
                                  #16

                                  What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                                  I was only joking

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                                    Loki
                                    wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 11:06 last edited by
                                    #17

                                    How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                                    HoraceH 1 Reply Last reply 2 Sept 2021, 14:10
                                    • D Doctor Phibes
                                      2 Sept 2021, 11:03

                                      What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

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                                      89th
                                      wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 14:08 last edited by
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                                      @doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

                                      What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                                      I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it means Toilet Water in swahili.

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                                      • J Jolly
                                        2 Sept 2021, 10:56

                                        We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                        Hope everything came out all right...

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                                        89th
                                        wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 14:08 last edited by
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                                        @jolly said in Ordeal:

                                        Hope everything came out all right...

                                        Umm yeah, that's just the start of the ordeal. 🙂

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                                          2 Sept 2021, 11:06

                                          How did that flapper feel to the touch?

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                                          Horace
                                          wrote on 2 Sept 2021, 14:10 last edited by
                                          #20

                                          @loki said in Ordeal:

                                          How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                                          Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

                                          Education is extremely important.

                                          L George KG 2 Replies Last reply 2 Sept 2021, 14:12
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