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  • JollyJ Jolly

    Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

    Crap in the yard.

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    Aqua Letifer
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    #3

    @jolly said in Ordeal:

    Crap in the yard.

    We're beyond that now.

    Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

    You're talking German reconstruction in the midst of the Night of Long Knives, here, man.

    Please love yourself.

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    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

      I'm home alone. The chain to the toilet broke. I'm still in here. What to use to lift the trap and flush?

      • Rusted out razor in bathroom trashcan
      • Pasta fork from kitchen
      • Hand šŸ˜•
      • Waddle upstairs to other bathroom
      IvorythumperI Offline
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      Ivorythumper
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      @aqua-letifer

      Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

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      • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

        @aqua-letifer

        Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

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        @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

        @aqua-letifer

        Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

        Are you sure? This terlet has likely has never been serviced, and it's definitely older than both of us put together.

        Please love yourself.

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        • IvorythumperI Ivorythumper

          @aqua-letifer

          Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

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          mark
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          #6

          @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

          @aqua-letifer

          Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

          +1

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            Copper
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            #7

            My experience with toilet insides is that they only last 3-5 years.

            The water is fine, dive right in.

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            • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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              Doctor Phibes
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              #8

              How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

              I was only joking

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                Loki
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                #9

                That water is cleaner than 99% of the drinking water in the world.

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                • MikM Offline
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                  Mik
                  wrote on last edited by
                  #10

                  Man up, hand in.

                  ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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                  • markM mark

                    @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

                    @aqua-letifer

                    Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

                    +1

                    89th8 Offline
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                    @mark said in Ordeal:

                    @ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

                    @aqua-letifer

                    Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

                    +1

                    +2

                    Get it? Number two.

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                    • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                      How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

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                      Aqua Letifer
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                      #12

                      @doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

                      How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

                      There's no skill check for a busted terlet.

                      Please love yourself.

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                        brenda
                        wrote on last edited by
                        #13

                        Oh yeah, the tank water is fresh water. I've had to fix the mechanism in the tank of many a terlet.

                        How goes it now?

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                          Only non-witches get due process.

                          • Cotton Mather, Salem Massachusetts, 1692
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                          • JollyJ Offline
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                            Jolly
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                            We haven't heard the end of the story.

                            Hope everything came out all right...

                            ā€œCry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!ā€

                            Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                            • Doctor PhibesD Offline
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                              Doctor Phibes
                              wrote on last edited by
                              #16

                              What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                              I was only joking

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                              • L Offline
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                                Loki
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                                #17

                                How did that flapper feel to the touch?

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                                • Doctor PhibesD Doctor Phibes

                                  What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

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                                  89th
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                                  @doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

                                  What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

                                  I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it means Toilet Water in swahili.

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                                  • JollyJ Jolly

                                    We haven't heard the end of the story.

                                    Hope everything came out all right...

                                    89th8 Offline
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                                    89th
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                                    @jolly said in Ordeal:

                                    Hope everything came out all right...

                                    Umm yeah, that's just the start of the ordeal. šŸ™‚

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                                    • L Loki

                                      How did that flapper feel to the touch?

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                                      Horace
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                                      @loki said in Ordeal:

                                      How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                                      Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

                                      Education is extremely important.

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                                      • HoraceH Horace

                                        @loki said in Ordeal:

                                        How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                                        Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

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                                        Loki
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                                        @horace said in Ordeal:

                                        @loki said in Ordeal:

                                        How did that flapper feel to the touch?

                                        Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.

                                        šŸ˜‚

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                                          Mik
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                                          It worked. Aqua is flush with excitement.

                                          ā€œI am fond of pigs. Dogs look up to us. Cats look down on us. Pigs treat us as equals.ā€ ~Winston S. Churchill

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