Ordeal

[Aqua Letifer]

I'm home alone. The chain to the toilet broke. I'm still in here. What to use to lift the trap and flush?

• Rusted out razor in bathroom trashcan
• Pasta fork from kitchen
• Hand
• Waddle upstairs to other bathroom

[Jolly]

Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

Crap in the yard.

[Aqua Letifer]

@jolly said in Ordeal:

Crap in the yard.

We're beyond that now.

Paperclip and fix the chain. Ditch the chain and use some nylon string.

You're talking German reconstruction in the midst of the Night of Long Knives, here, man.

[Ivorythumper]

@aqua-letifer

Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

[Aqua Letifer]

@ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

@aqua-letifer

Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

Are you sure? This terlet has likely has never been serviced, and it's definitely older than both of us put together.

[mark]

@ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

@aqua-letifer

Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

+1

[Copper]

My experience with toilet insides is that they only last 3-5 years.

The water is fine, dive right in.

[Doctor Phibes]

How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

[Loki]

That water is cleaner than 99% of the drinking water in the world.

[Mik]

Man up, hand in.

[89th]

@mark said in Ordeal:

@ivorythumper said in Ordeal:

@aqua-letifer

Dude— the water in the tank is potable. Man up and stick your hand in the tank.

+1

+2

Get it? Number two.

[Aqua Letifer]

@doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

How can somebody so expertly resourceful in RPG's be so completely clueless when faced with a broken toilet chain in RL?

There's no skill check for a busted terlet.

[brenda]

Oh yeah, the tank water is fresh water. I've had to fix the mechanism in the tank of many a terlet.

How goes it now?

[jon-nyc]

[Jolly]

We haven't heard the end of the story.

Hope everything came out all right...

[Doctor Phibes]

What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

[Loki]

How did that flapper feel to the touch?

[89th]

@doctor-phibes said in Ordeal:

What does 'Aqua Letifer' mean, again?

I'm no expert, but I'm pretty sure it means Toilet Water in swahili.

[89th]

@jolly said in Ordeal:

Hope everything came out all right...

Umm yeah, that's just the start of the ordeal.

[Horace]

@loki said in Ordeal:

How did that flapper feel to the touch?

Sensual, provocative, lascivious… typical toilet flapper IMO. Total slut.