I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks)
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@lufins-dad said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
I think the laundry key…
Laundry Key - I would say I’ve done the equivalent. A cafeteria where I worked had a coffee points system: buy 5, get one free or whatever. You had a card you had to get punched that had a letter on it. I found the kind of punch they used online, and requested donations from some co-workers for the Coffee Punch Co-Op: they help me buy the thing (it was like $50!), I hook them up with a punch here and there. Worked wondrous well.
Flat tire - I took the picture in case of insurance or something, then decided it wasn’t worth making a claim. But I happened to save the photo and used it for getting out of work a couple days later. Not really planned, but it worked. I had to upgrade "flat tire" to "accident" but whatever, our boss was a sociopath.
Hotel breakfast - my roommates and I would hit that shit up every Sunday.@aqua-letifer LOLOLOLOLOL
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@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
Please love yourself.
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@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
And yet people are still dying to go there
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@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
And yet people are still dying to go there
@89th said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
And yet people are still dying to go there
Goin' for a joke as old as the place's inhabitants. Nicely done.
(By the way, when I got my gallbladder removed, when I came to and the nurse was checking me over, I tried for your dad's saxophone joke. But I was still groggy and totally flubbed it.)
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@89th said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
And yet people are still dying to go there
Goin' for a joke as old as the place's inhabitants. Nicely done.
(By the way, when I got my gallbladder removed, when I came to and the nurse was checking me over, I tried for your dad's saxophone joke. But I was still groggy and totally flubbed it.)
@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@89th said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
And yet people are still dying to go there
Goin' for a joke as old as the place's inhabitants. Nicely done.
(By the way, when I got my gallbladder removed, when I came to and the nurse was checking me over, I tried for your dad's saxophone joke. But I was still groggy and totally flubbed it.)
Hahaha what great memory you have. My dad still uses that stupid joke and says the nurses still laugh. He says the doctors never laugh, but the nurses do.
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@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
@aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
@catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing.
Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.
Just remember, the flower stands in good condition are worth $5-$10.
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What is the saxophone joke?
@lufins-dad said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):
What is the saxophone joke?
"Doc, sounds like I've been through a lot; will I be able to play the saxophone after I've recovered?"
"I don't see why not."
"That's great because I couldn't before!" -
My saxophone teacher actually did the first half of this joke when he went in for a cancer op, back in the 80's. He left them hanging for the punchline...
