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  • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

    I think the laundry key…

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    @lufins-dad said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

    I think the laundry key…

    Laundry Key - I would say I’ve done the equivalent. A cafeteria where I worked had a coffee points system: buy 5, get one free or whatever. You had a card you had to get punched that had a letter on it. I found the kind of punch they used online, and requested donations from some co-workers for the Coffee Punch Co-Op: they help me buy the thing (it was like $50!), I hook them up with a punch here and there. Worked wondrous well.
    Flat tire - I took the picture in case of insurance or something, then decided it wasn’t worth making a claim. But I happened to save the photo and used it for getting out of work a couple days later. Not really planned, but it worked. I had to upgrade "flat tire" to "accident" but whatever, our boss was a sociopath.
    Hotel breakfast - my roommates and I would hit that shit up every Sunday.

    Please love yourself.

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    • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

      @lufins-dad said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

      I think the laundry key…

      Laundry Key - I would say I’ve done the equivalent. A cafeteria where I worked had a coffee points system: buy 5, get one free or whatever. You had a card you had to get punched that had a letter on it. I found the kind of punch they used online, and requested donations from some co-workers for the Coffee Punch Co-Op: they help me buy the thing (it was like $50!), I hook them up with a punch here and there. Worked wondrous well.
      Flat tire - I took the picture in case of insurance or something, then decided it wasn’t worth making a claim. But I happened to save the photo and used it for getting out of work a couple days later. Not really planned, but it worked. I had to upgrade "flat tire" to "accident" but whatever, our boss was a sociopath.
      Hotel breakfast - my roommates and I would hit that shit up every Sunday.

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      @aqua-letifer LOLOLOLOLOL

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        Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

        Success is measured by your discipline and inner peace. – Mike Ditka

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        • Catseye3C Catseye3

          Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

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          @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

          Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

          Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

          Please love yourself.

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          • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

            @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

            Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

            Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

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            @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

            @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

            Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

            Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

            And yet people are still dying to go there

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            • 89th8 89th

              @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

              @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

              Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

              Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

              And yet people are still dying to go there

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              @89th said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

              @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

              @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

              Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

              Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

              And yet people are still dying to go there

              Goin' for a joke as old as the place's inhabitants. Nicely done. 👍

              (By the way, when I got my gallbladder removed, when I came to and the nurse was checking me over, I tried for your dad's saxophone joke. But I was still groggy and totally flubbed it.)

              Please love yourself.

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              • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                @89th said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

                Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

                And yet people are still dying to go there

                Goin' for a joke as old as the place's inhabitants. Nicely done. 👍

                (By the way, when I got my gallbladder removed, when I came to and the nurse was checking me over, I tried for your dad's saxophone joke. But I was still groggy and totally flubbed it.)

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                @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                @89th said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

                Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

                And yet people are still dying to go there

                Goin' for a joke as old as the place's inhabitants. Nicely done. 👍

                (By the way, when I got my gallbladder removed, when I came to and the nurse was checking me over, I tried for your dad's saxophone joke. But I was still groggy and totally flubbed it.)

                Hahaha what great memory you have. My dad still uses that stupid joke and says the nurses still laugh. He says the doctors never laugh, but the nurses do.

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                • Aqua LetiferA Aqua Letifer

                  @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                  Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

                  Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

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                  @aqua-letifer said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                  @catseye3 said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                  Just please tell us you gave a hard pass to the cemetery flowers thing. 👀

                  Matter of fact I was at a cemetery yesterday. Place was seriously unkempt. Picked up some stuff that fell down, threw some trash away.

                  Just remember, the flower stands in good condition are worth $5-$10.

                  “Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”

                  Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton

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                  • LuFins DadL Offline
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                    What is the saxophone joke?

                    The Brad

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                      I’ve done the parking ticket thing.

                      It’s not 100% reliable because the meter maid usually remembers if/where she’s given a ticket that day.

                      "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                      -Cormac McCarthy

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                      • LuFins DadL LuFins Dad

                        What is the saxophone joke?

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                        @lufins-dad said in I've done three of these. (Questionable Life Hacks):

                        What is the saxophone joke?

                        "Doc, sounds like I've been through a lot; will I be able to play the saxophone after I've recovered?"
                        "I don't see why not."
                        "That's great because I couldn't before!"

                        Please love yourself.

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                          I heard it as a piano joke.

                          “Will I be able to play the piano?”

                          “Yes”

                          “SWEET. I’ve always wanted to be able to play the piano”.

                          "You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
                          -Cormac McCarthy

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                            My saxophone teacher actually did the first half of this joke when he went in for a cancer op, back in the 80's. He left them hanging for the punchline...😆

                            I was only joking

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