Conspiracy theories
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The woman I saw on FB was an anti-vaxer, too. She reckoned that Bill Gates was going to "find" a vaccine for Covid and then we'd all be given something containing a controlling nano-chip which would enable Microsoft to control us.
She's broadcast this hour long thing from her kitchen, which was well tedious and seemed to mostly center around the fact that everybody with an education was an idiot. I'm guessing she didn't have much of an education.
Apart from anything else how out of touch do you have to be to think Bill Gates still runs Microsoft, and that their software is anywhere near reliable enough to control anything?
I was only joking
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The woman I saw on FB was an anti-vaxer, too. She reckoned that Bill Gates was going to "find" a vaccine for Covid and then we'd all be given something containing a controlling nano-chip which would enable Microsoft to control us.
She's broadcast this hour long thing from her kitchen, which was well tedious and seemed to mostly center around the fact that everybody with an education was an idiot. I'm guessing she didn't have much of an education.
Apart from anything else how out of touch do you have to be to think Bill Gates still runs Microsoft, and that their software is anywhere near reliable enough to control anything?
@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:
The woman I saw on FB was an anti-vaxer, too. She reckoned that Bill Gates was going to "find" a vaccine for Covid and then we'd all be given something containing a controlling nano-chip which would enable Microsoft to control us.
She's broadcast this hour long thing from her kitchen, which was well tedious and seemed to mostly center around the fact that everybody with an education was an idiot. I'm guessing she didn't have much of an education.
Apart from anything else how out of touch do you have to be to think Bill Gates still runs Microsoft, and that their software is anywhere near reliable enough to control anything?
But schizophrenics do indeed have the best narratives.
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Before Algore invented the internet the only place the crazies could share their stories was by joining the Democrat party.
@Larry said in Conspiracy theories:
Before Algore invented the internet the only place the crazies could share their stories was by joining the Democrat party.
Didn’t you say you were a Democrat way back when?
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"You never know what worse luck your bad luck has saved you from."
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The woman I saw on FB was an anti-vaxer, too. She reckoned that Bill Gates was going to "find" a vaccine for Covid and then we'd all be given something containing a controlling nano-chip which would enable Microsoft to control us.
She's broadcast this hour long thing from her kitchen, which was well tedious and seemed to mostly center around the fact that everybody with an education was an idiot. I'm guessing she didn't have much of an education.
Apart from anything else how out of touch do you have to be to think Bill Gates still runs Microsoft, and that their software is anywhere near reliable enough to control anything?
@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:
The woman I saw on FB was an anti-vaxer, too. She reckoned that Bill Gates was going to "find" a vaccine for Covid and then we'd all be given something containing a controlling nano-chip which would enable Microsoft to control us.
She's broadcast this hour long thing from her kitchen, which was well tedious and seemed to mostly center around the fact that everybody with an education was an idiot. I'm guessing she didn't have much of an education.
Apart from anything else how out of touch do you have to be to think Bill Gates still runs Microsoft, and that their software is anywhere near reliable enough to control anything?
What bullshit. everyone knows that's Google's plan.
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@Larry said in Conspiracy theories:
Before Algore invented the internet the only place the crazies could share their stories was by joining the Democrat party.
Didn’t you say you were a Democrat way back when?
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@jon-nyc said in Conspiracy theories:
@Larry said in Conspiracy theories:
Before Algore invented the internet the only place the crazies could share their stories was by joining the Democrat party.
Didn’t you say you were a Democrat way back when?
:lol2:
So did Ronald Reagan. Gee, look at what happened...
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Bill Gates made it:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/17/technology/bill-gates-virus-conspiracy-theories.htmlBill Gates, at Odds With Trump on Virus, Becomes a Right-Wing Target
The Microsoft co-founder turned philanthropist has been attacked with falsehoods that he created the coronavirus and wants to profit from it. -
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It's a conspiracy to hijack my perfectly good thread about conspiracy theories with yet more American political bollocks!
