Conspiracy theories

[kluurs]

If you follow this long enough, an extinction level asteroid hit not only seems less threatening, but actually starts to feel comforting.

[Axtremus]

Bill Gates made it:
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/04/17/technology/bill-gates-virus-conspiracy-theories.html

Bill Gates, at Odds With Trump on Virus, Becomes a Right-Wing Target
The Microsoft co-founder turned philanthropist has been attacked with falsehoods that he created the coronavirus and wants to profit from it.

[Axtremus]

[LuFins Dad]

[George K]

[Aqua Letifer]

@George-K said in Conspiracy theories:

Some of them, I'm sure...

[jon-nyc]

@George-K

I don’t get it - what’s the conspiracy?

[89th]

I took it as reference to Vance being "weird"... as compared to the left.

[George K]

@jon-nyc said in Conspiracy theories:

I don’t get it - what’s the conspiracy?

Yeah, it's a response to Ax's comment about weirdness.

[Doctor Phibes]

It's a conspiracy to hijack my perfectly good thread about conspiracy theories with yet more American political bollocks!

[Mik]

Do you think they conspired to do that?

[Doctor Phibes]

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer last week who had that sticker on his lens.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

[Renauda]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer last week who had that sticker on his lens.

I am sure that’s what he wanted you to believe.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Renauda said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer last week who had that sticker on his lens.

I am sure that’s what he wanted you to believe.

Probably.

His fingernails were painted red.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

I mean, the guy held onto my shoulder so that he wouldn't eat it on the cliffs while he was taking a picture of a heron so if he was fleecing me, well done indeed!

[Renauda]

You’ll never be the same, Aqua.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

I mean, the guy held onto my shoulder so that he wouldn't eat it on the cliffs while he was taking a picture of a heron so if he was fleecing me, well done indeed!

You didn’t notice him place the nanobots just below your ear then

[Aqua Letifer]

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

@Doctor-Phibes said in Conspiracy theories:

@Aqua-Letifer said in Conspiracy theories:

I met a bird photographer

You're so gullible

I mean, the guy held onto my shoulder so that he wouldn't eat it on the cliffs while he was taking a picture of a heron so if he was fleecing me, well done indeed!

You didn’t notice him place the nanobots just below your ear then

Shit.

What do I do, do I wear copper headgear or something?!