So how should I resign?

[Mik]

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

It deeply saddens me to write this, but I must leave my position immediately at Wonky, Inc. I have recently been feeling very fatigued and am afraid I have been exposed to the novel corona virus. I can no longer fulfill my duties as assigned and feel like I need time for physical recuperation and mental health renewal.

Thank you for the opportunity of working at a place which has taught me so much.

Sincerely, Aqua-letifer.

Well they'd definitely leave me alone! Not a bad idea actually. (And Mik would be happy because, y'know, it doesn't involve a match and petrol. )

I might be more interested if you were thinking incendiary.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Mik said in So how should I resign?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

It deeply saddens me to write this, but I must leave my position immediately at Wonky, Inc. I have recently been feeling very fatigued and am afraid I have been exposed to the novel corona virus. I can no longer fulfill my duties as assigned and feel like I need time for physical recuperation and mental health renewal.

Thank you for the opportunity of working at a place which has taught me so much.

Sincerely, Aqua-letifer.

Well they'd definitely leave me alone! Not a bad idea actually. (And Mik would be happy because, y'know, it doesn't involve a match and petrol. )

I might be more interested if you were thinking incendiary.

Well you know that burned shit-bags mailed anonymously are just boilerplate here, right? That's just boilerplate.

[George K]

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

A more Southern insult I've never seen.

Bless your heart.

[Catseye3]

@Catseye3 said in So how should I resign?:

No matter what you do, no matter how much thought you put into how to resign in the best fashion, you've no way to know how she'll react.

Replying to my ownself with a belated thought. Some good advice I redd some time ago was this: Don't waste time worrying about what you can't control. Concentrate on what you can control.
You have no way of knowing how this woman will react, and you have no control over it. Let her do what she'll do, and concentrate on escaping as little scathed as possible.

[Copper]

When you deliver the note, bring donuts, or maybe cupcakes.

[Rainman]

Yeah, I agree with Jolly, George and Cat's advice. The short letter is good, gets you the hell out of there and you can concentrate on your future.

Leave, and let them stew in their miserable lives.

[89th]

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

1. It doesn't actually say you have been exposed.
2. It will keep them from calling you in for a face-to-face. Anybody can look like hell on the webcam.
3. It gives you an out to quit immediately.
4. It may singe the timbers a bit, but it burns no bridges.
5. It is true they taught you something.

You sir are a genius.

[Jolly]

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.

Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...

[Friday]

That's a brilliant solution Jolly.

[89th]

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

See the other note in there? If you didn't the first time then I think it's a pretty good indication that I can roll with it.

Duuuuuuude. That is nice. So subtle they’ll never notice. But at least you’ll know.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.

Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...

Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.

[Jolly]

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.

Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...

Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.

C'mon, man!

I thought I did a pretty good job of a double entendre fuck you in the original.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:

@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:

I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.

Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...

Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.

C'mon, man!

I thought I did a pretty good job of a double entendre fuck you in the original.

Did I leave some nastiness out? Let me know, I might have missed something!

[89th]

That hidden message you put. Steganography...you haz it.

It’s one of those things that no one will notice, but if someone does they will immediately know it was deliberate.

[Aqua Letifer]

@89th said in So how should I resign?:

That hidden message you put. Steganography...you haz it.

It’s one of those things that no one will notice, but if someone does they will immediately know it was deliberate.

Oh I'm sure you're wrong about that, I'm sure it's just an outrageous coincidence.

[Horace]

I don't get it, what is the hidden message?

[Aqua Letifer]

Acrostic.

[Horace]

Ah, lol. Good one.

[Horace]

I thought a "dear colleagues" would have fit better tonally, now I understand why the dear couldn't be there.

[Aqua Letifer]

@Horace said in So how should I resign?:

I thought a "dear colleagues" would have fit better tonally, now I understand why the dear couldn't be there.

And it'll fit pretty well because a couple of folks begin their all-staff emails like that as well.

I mean, I gotta get in at least something.