So how should I resign?
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"A place which has taught me so much...."
That made me spit (cheap) Scotch all over my keyboard. It's certainly accurate, isn't it, LOL?
@George-K said in So how should I resign?:
"A place which has taught me so much...."
That made me spit (cheap) Scotch all over my keyboard. It's certainly accurate, isn't it, LOL?
See the other note in there? If you didn't the first time then I think it's a pretty good indication that I can roll with it.
(And I know, right? A more Southern insult I've never seen.
)Please love yourself.
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@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
It deeply saddens me to write this, but I must leave my position immediately at Wonky, Inc. I have recently been feeling very fatigued and am afraid I have been exposed to the novel corona virus. I can no longer fulfill my duties as assigned and feel like I need time for physical recuperation and mental health renewal.
Thank you for the opportunity of working at a place which has taught me so much.
Sincerely, Aqua-letifer.
Well they'd definitely leave me alone! Not a bad idea actually. (And Mik would be happy because, y'know, it doesn't involve a match and petrol.
)@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
It deeply saddens me to write this, but I must leave my position immediately at Wonky, Inc. I have recently been feeling very fatigued and am afraid I have been exposed to the novel corona virus. I can no longer fulfill my duties as assigned and feel like I need time for physical recuperation and mental health renewal.
Thank you for the opportunity of working at a place which has taught me so much.
Sincerely, Aqua-letifer.
Well they'd definitely leave me alone! Not a bad idea actually. (And Mik would be happy because, y'know, it doesn't involve a match and petrol.
)I might be more interested if you were thinking incendiary.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
It deeply saddens me to write this, but I must leave my position immediately at Wonky, Inc. I have recently been feeling very fatigued and am afraid I have been exposed to the novel corona virus. I can no longer fulfill my duties as assigned and feel like I need time for physical recuperation and mental health renewal.
Thank you for the opportunity of working at a place which has taught me so much.
Sincerely, Aqua-letifer.
Well they'd definitely leave me alone! Not a bad idea actually. (And Mik would be happy because, y'know, it doesn't involve a match and petrol.
)I might be more interested if you were thinking incendiary.
@Mik said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
It deeply saddens me to write this, but I must leave my position immediately at Wonky, Inc. I have recently been feeling very fatigued and am afraid I have been exposed to the novel corona virus. I can no longer fulfill my duties as assigned and feel like I need time for physical recuperation and mental health renewal.
Thank you for the opportunity of working at a place which has taught me so much.
Sincerely, Aqua-letifer.
Well they'd definitely leave me alone! Not a bad idea actually. (And Mik would be happy because, y'know, it doesn't involve a match and petrol.
)I might be more interested if you were thinking incendiary.
Well you know that burned shit-bags mailed anonymously are just boilerplate here, right? That's just boilerplate.
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@George-K said in So how should I resign?:
"A place which has taught me so much...."
That made me spit (cheap) Scotch all over my keyboard. It's certainly accurate, isn't it, LOL?
See the other note in there? If you didn't the first time then I think it's a pretty good indication that I can roll with it.
(And I know, right? A more Southern insult I've never seen.
)@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
A more Southern insult I've never seen.
Bless your heart.
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@George-K said in So how should I resign?:
Stay polite, stay professional, stay calm.
Keep #1, meaning your lovely self, in the forefront -- meaning all other issues (like what you think you can cope with and what you can't; that's your thing and has nothing to do with getting out of that place alive) need to stay in the parking lot.I worry that if that woman is crazy, it's difficult if not impossible to head her off at the pass, so to speak. No matter what you do, no matter how much thought you put into how to resign in the best fashion, you've no way to know how she'll react.
That's why I like George's advice. Polite, professional, COOL, and as dispassionate as you can manage. And brief.Don't overthink it.
Because, when all is said and done, what else can you do???
@Catseye3 said in So how should I resign?:
No matter what you do, no matter how much thought you put into how to resign in the best fashion, you've no way to know how she'll react.
Replying to my ownself with a belated thought. Some good advice I redd some time ago was this: Don't waste time worrying about what you can't control. Concentrate on what you can control.
You have no way of knowing how this woman will react, and you have no control over it. Let her do what she'll do, and concentrate on escaping as little scathed as possible. -
- It doesn't actually say you have been exposed.
- It will keep them from calling you in for a face-to-face. Anybody can look like hell on the webcam.
- It gives you an out to quit immediately.
- It may singe the timbers a bit, but it burns no bridges.
- It is true they taught you something.
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
- It doesn't actually say you have been exposed.
- It will keep them from calling you in for a face-to-face. Anybody can look like hell on the webcam.
- It gives you an out to quit immediately.
- It may singe the timbers a bit, but it burns no bridges.
- It is true they taught you something.
You sir are a genius.
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I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
“Cry havoc and let slip the DOGE of war!”
Those who cheered as J-6 American prisoners were locked in solitary for 18 months without trial, now suddenly fight tooth and nail for foreign terrorists’ "due process". — Buck Sexton
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@George-K said in So how should I resign?:
"A place which has taught me so much...."
That made me spit (cheap) Scotch all over my keyboard. It's certainly accurate, isn't it, LOL?
See the other note in there? If you didn't the first time then I think it's a pretty good indication that I can roll with it.
(And I know, right? A more Southern insult I've never seen.
)@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
See the other note in there? If you didn't the first time then I think it's a pretty good indication that I can roll with it.
Duuuuuuude. That is nice. So subtle they’ll never notice. But at least you’ll know.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.
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@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.
C'mon, man!
I thought I did a pretty good job of a double entendre fuck you in the original.
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@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.
C'mon, man!
I thought I did a pretty good job of a double entendre fuck you in the original.
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
@Jolly said in So how should I resign?:
@Aqua-Letifer said in So how should I resign?:
I hope Jolly doesn't mind the changes.
Grammar ain't my strong point. I appreciate all the help I can get...
Oh, I didn't edit for grammar.
C'mon, man!
I thought I did a pretty good job of a double entendre fuck you in the original.
Did I leave some nastiness out? Let me know, I might have missed something!
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That hidden message you put. Steganography...you haz it.
It’s one of those things that no one will notice, but if someone does they will immediately know it was deliberate.
@89th said in So how should I resign?:
That hidden message you put. Steganography...you haz it.
It’s one of those things that no one will notice, but if someone does they will immediately know it was deliberate.
Oh I'm sure you're wrong about that, I'm sure it's just an outrageous coincidence.
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