Everybody gets a trophy

[Axtremus]

A historical first!

[89th]

"Hey want to see the Nobel Peace Prize that someone in Venezuela won but who gave it to me after I bombed her country?"

[Renauda]

You can be sure he will overwrite his name on the glass over top her’s with his Sharpie. He will also claim it was his all along.

[jon-nyc]

Seems like an insult to the FIFA Peace Prize Committee.

[Klaus]

It's a miracle to me how he can do this without dying of embarrassment, like any sane person would.

[Renauda]

@Klaus

One can only hope Melania will quietly return the medal to Machado when her unprincipled and covetous spouse either becomes permanently committed to a long term care facility or he is stone cold dead from a catastrophic stroke or heart attack.

[Doctor Phibes]

If Trump has won a Nobel, then Vladimir Putin has won a Superbowl.

[kluurs]

Let's not forget he also has received two Purple Hearts.

[89th]

@Klaus said in Everybody gets a trophy:

It's a miracle to me how he can do this without dying of embarrassment, like any sane person would.

Hahaha well put. I was trying to describe how I felt, and that's a good way. It's like stealing someone's basketball trophy and putting it in your room.

[AndyD]

Hang on, Trump just removed a dictator who took power after losing an election.
The person who actually won that election and had to flee her country visits Trump to thank him for his action and gives him a sincere present with a message of hope that he continues to help her country.

She seems too nice to be a politician.

[Axtremus]

The alternative would not have done this.

[jon-nyc]

@andyd He removed a dictator that wouldn’t cooperate with his side kick who will for now. She also is part of the regime that lost the election, and he’s keeping her in power.

Machado gave him her prize as a transparent attempt at stroking his ego hoping he’ll put the proper winners of the election in power, knowing (as does the whole world) he is surprisingly and embarrassingly responsive to flattery.