Let’s do Pope odds

[Doctor Phibes]

My prediction is MAGA supporting Archbishop Vincent 'Vinny' deFranco, who is currently serving 5-10 for grand larceny and selling Papal NFT's from his waterfront Cathedral on the Jersey Shore.

[Klaus]

Pizzaballa. You read it here first.

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Let’s do Pope odds:

Pizzaballa. You read it here first.

With a name like that, would he be named Papa John?

[blondie]

I wonder how many rounds of voting it will take. I want the Filipino to be Pope.

[Nunatax]

Obviously, Trump will be the next pope. The voting cardinals don’t know it yet, but they’ll vote for Trump.

[jon-nyc]

And if not than it’s obviously rigged.

[Klaus]

Who would Trump nominate to be pope? Mike Lindell, maybe?

[Doctor Phibes]

@Klaus said in Let’s do Pope odds:

Who would Trump nominate to be pope? Mike Lindell, maybe?

Paula White. Pope Karen I.

[Renauda]

@Doctor-Phibes

Not out the question….

https://religionnews.com/2025/04/07/president-trump-imposes-tariffs-on-indulgences-from-the-holy-see/

[AndyD]

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[Tom-K]

Not to make too much of a point on this, but I seem to be TNCR's "official Catholic" these days and FWIW I don't give a freakin' hoot the next Pope is. And I think I'm speaking for 95% of the Catholics out there. We don't care.

Just saying. But, certainty enjoy yourselves and have fun.

[89th]

I love Pope Francis’ emphasis of humility and hope that continues with the next.

[Renauda]

@Tom-K

And I think I'm speaking for 95% of the Catholics out there. We don't care.

If you include lapsed Catholics that number is probably closer to 99%.

[Axtremus]

This was posted on the official White House account.

[jon-nyc]

Conference of Bishops replies:

There is nothing clever or funny about this image, Mr. President. We just buried our beloved Pope Francis and the cardinals are about to enter a solemn conclave to elect a new successor of St. Peter. Do not mock us.

[Renauda]

Good for the Bishops. It is one thing when the rabble posts questionable memes, quite another and highly inappropriate when such come from Trumpigula himself.

[jodi]

That man is such an ass.

[Renauda]

@jodi said in Let’s do Pope odds:

That man is such an ass.

He’s an insult to all equines.

[jodi]

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